Close Friends and Family -- Begrudging Pity -- Good-Natured Ribbing

Close Friends and Family

Buddies, best friends, longtime coworkers, therapists, beloved teachers, siblings, parents. Anybody who knows you well enough to care about you now cares about your sexual wellbeing a little bit more.

Begrudging Pity

They aren't attracted to you. They don't like you like that. But they know you've been single for a long time and care about you enough to feel like they "should" help you with that. It's not really sex. It's just letting you get it out of your system.

Good-Natured Ribbing

Because they're not into you, they're not gonna be into the things you do to them. They're not gonna stop you, but they might complain a little or give you a hard time about it, in a good-natured way.

"Really? Straight for the asshole?"

"On my face??? You little creep..."

"I never knew you were such a perv!"