Choose your words wisely

“What the fuck did you do to me?!”

“Wait! Listen I’m sorry. You’re not gonna believe me when I tell you this but… wait.” Fuck, now that’s going to be true. “Anything I say becomes true.”

“Bullshit! You drugged me or something.” She raised her fist to punch me dead in my face.

“Wait wait wait wait… Let me prove it. If I prove it you will believe me.” Boom, that should fix it. “Your body will tit fuck me!”

Her body went to work. She stuck her tongue out and I fucked her tits. I could only imagine what she was feeling.

“I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to do this, but I can’t change it back. Everything I say is permanent, for the most part.”