Chimney

"Ah, Oww! Gah, Ouch!" Wanda awkwardly grunted as she climbed. Despite her better judgment telling her otherwise Wanda had decided to go down the chimney, but to do that she needed to get on the roof. The two story house wasn't exactly climbable, but fortunately Sam had a tree in her backyard that was just tall enough to allow access to the roof. Unfortunately that tree was a pine tree, so as she climbed up branch by branch a thousand tiny pine needles pocked and prodded at Wanda's body every second.

"Just a little. Aaaah! Further. Yaaa." Wanda finally made it to the top of the tree. She wrapped her legs around its trunk to keep herself planted. She was still mostly surrounded by pine needles but some of her bare skin was peaking through. At least she didn't have to worry about being seen, just about getting poked. The edge of the roof was a few feet in front of her so Wanda stretched out one of her long slender legs and attempted to step onto the roof. However it was too far.

"Oh come on," she said wiggling her leg trying to reach. As she did the pine tree began to sway and Wanda had to reassure her grip so she wouldn't fall. As the tree's swaying stopped Wanda had an idea. If the roof was too far she would make it closer. She shifted her weight away from the roof bending the treetop in that direction. It then slingshoted back with great **** putting Wanda closer to her goal. She reached with her leg again but was too late and missed it as the tree returned to normal position.

Persistent Wanda swung the tree around several times. She had been able to touch the roof several times with her foot but was unable to get a grip on the roof while the tree was moving.

"Come on," she yelled gritting her teeth the shifter her weight even harder. "this time for sure!"

However as she had been swinging the tree back forth, Wanda hadn't noticed the tree was bending further and further. So when she shifted her weight this time the tree bend so much Wanda was practically upside down.

"Oh no," want said wide eyed as the tree bend back ridiculously far. The tree then swung forward with a great ****. One so great Wanda was flung from the tree and landed chest first onto the roof.

"Mmmm," Wanda groaned in pain. She raised her head confirming she had made it to the roof. Then, aware she could still be spotted if she stood up, she crawled up to the very top of the triangular roof and peeked onto the street. Wanda saw everything she expected to see. Big street, lots of houses, Dottie's pool party guest's cars lined up, and unfortunately people. More specifically a group of roughly 12 children playing street hockey in front of Sam's house.

Good thing I didn't go for the front door.

While the kids weren't paying any attention to the roof, Wanda could still be spotted so she needed to be careful. The naked housewife looked to her left and saw the chimney on the other side of the roof. She started stealthily crawled towards it.

When she arrived Wanda realized the chimney was a lot taller then she expected. It was so tall in fact she was able to easily stand up and hide behind it. Wanda pressed her body against the rough bricks and peered out to the street once more. The kids were still playing in the street. She had planned on quickly crawling down the chimney, but due to it's size she would have to climb up, sit on the chimney's edge and slide into the house. Basically putting herself on display for a second. So she needed to wait for the kids to leave before she could go down the chimney.

"Come on come on," Wanda said slapping the side of the smokestack, "finish up already."

Finally the kids dispersed, not because their game had ended but because a car was passing through. Wanda decided to take this chance and go for it. After the car passed but before the kids reassembled, Wanda lifted herself up the chimney sat her bare ass on its edge and jumped down.

Only to get stuck.

"What!" Wanda yelled. She had been sure the chimney was big enough, but somehow she was stuck with everything above (and a decent portion of) her chest still in plain view.

"No no no," she whimpered. Wanda wiggled her body against the rough brick trying to shimmy down at least a little bit, but to no avail. After a minute of struggling she stopped to catch her breathe. She looked out to the street and to see the kids playing street hockey once again. They didn't seem to have noticed her. Except for one. One kid was staring right at her.

"Oh God," Wanda said. The kid saw her. He wasn't doing anything at the moment but there was no way he wasn't gonna tell his friends, who would tell their parents, who would call the police, and start a long chain of events ending with a picture of the naked Maximoff in a chimney on the front page of the morning paper.

Wanda began desperately struggling again. She didn't care about going down the chimney or getting out she just wanted to be away from here. She grabbed the edges of the chimney and attempted to pull herself out, but she was wedged in too deep and couldn't be dislodged. She then heard a distant shout.

"What's that?" The kid you spotted her said while pointing. It was done. Wanda was caught. Front page here she comes. Wanda's face turned a deep red.

But it wasn't just from embarrassment.

Her whole body was ingulfed in a red glow. The glow of her mental powers. Suddenly the chimney felt a lot bigger expanding like a balloon. Wanda started falling right before the other kids turned to look in her direction.

"Aaahhhh!" Wanda screamed as she fell. The bodacious redhead crashed into the chimney base. Kicking up ash and dust that covered both her and the living room.