Charlie and Ed.

The first to really get your interest is Charlie. To be honest, she's now pretty much the only reason you keep coming into work. An edgy, bratty goth girl in her early 20s, with an ass so perfectly round it belongs in the Louvre. She's got a fuckton of tattoos, who knows how many piercings, thick dark makeup, and a perpetual scowl that makes you weirdly horny. Seems like she's unemployed, which is great news for you because you get to watch her lounge around the house in nothing but baggy band T-shirts and comfy hotpants all day. The occasional night when she puts effort in and dresses up to go out with her friends, her chokers and short skirts and fishnets almost give you an aneurysm. She spends some of her time in the living room, reading books and listening to music. Other than that she tends to stick to her bedroom - but you don't know what she's up to since there are no cameras in the family's bedrooms. Unfortunately.

She has a fraught relationship with her slightly younger step-brother, Ed. He's shorter than his step-sister, much more socially awkward and much much less attractive. He trundles around the house with only one foot in the real world, wearing video game clothes, watching video game videos, and playing the games themselves. The only remarkable aspect of this ginger nerd is his ridiculously big dick. It's the kind of dick you see in a porn video and think, '...wait, there's no way that's actually real.' It's kind of out of proportion with the rest of his body, so the visual of him wanking feels faintly surreal. You are at this point pretty familiar with that visual because the one thing that holds Ed's attention other than gaming is hardcore porn. He is happy to masturbate anywhere in the house, and he does so constantly if he is alone. When the others are home, he often shuts himself in his bedroom or a bathroom, very probably wanking furiously.

He also seems pretty obsessed with Charlie - well, who can blame him. You've seen him stare and take the odd surreptitious photo, and generally be a creep (you judged him until you remembered that being a creep is literally your day job). She's caught him a few times and berated him, otherwise she usually either ignores him all day or treats him like garbage for no reason. To be honest, you feel a bit of a kinship with Ed. One afternoon Charlie was lying on her belly on the sofa in a sunbeam, curly black bob bouncing as she bopped her head to her music, feet in the air and hotpants riding up her thick thighs, a sweatdrop rolling lazily down her pale leg... you and Ed almost simultaneously sprinted for your respective bathrooms, and you're sure that image of her was seared into his mind just like it was into yours.