Character Sheet: Mr. Joseph Campion, shared husband

An updated character sketch for Joe.

JOE KELLY, Lifeguard and Pool Boy

MR. JOSEPH CAMPION, Anne Campion's baby daddy, steady fuck, house-husband, kept man, and hospitality boy for her friends.

You have Hard +2 (with Fucking Huge), Hot +2 (with Charming), Cool 0, Control -1, and the Character Move Group Sex. You have 0 XP.

New advancement, the Character Move Group Sex: When you roll for a Move on two women, you have no penalty. When you roll for a Move on three or more women, take only a -1 to your roll.

This represents Anne's eagerness to hook you up with her lady friends in need of a good fuck, and be there with you to watch or to take her turn. Anne will suggest a deserving woman. When you STALK HER, Anne will be at your side, proudly sharing you and watching you perform as an angel of sexual mercy.

You've agreed to marry your lifeguard job boss, a recently-divorced British expat, and take her family name, after her shark of a lawyer, Ulva Lupino, told you it was pre-nup and marriage, or paternity suit and trouble. Easy choice. You'd prefer to have Anne giving you friendly ass-kickings with her training shoe, rather than having Counselor Lupino giving you hostile ass-kickings in court with her low-rise stiletto heels.

Since you accepted the offer, at least any fucking to or from Counselor Lupino will be consensual and aimed at pleasure, like your first go at her, at Anne's mercy fuck party. Not fucking-over, like Ms. Lupino served to Anne's cheating ex. Did Ulva Lupino really do a victory dance on his prick and piss all over him after he settled the divorce in Anne's favor? Well, you wouldn't disbelieve Ulva to her face, not with its bold red and black make-up as courtroom war paint.

Once Anne's baby tested as yours, you folded your cards, thanked your Legal Aid lawyer Counselor Sandoval, and asked Anne to pick a date and point you to where to get measured for a tux.

Anne is no longer your boss at work, but she's double the boss at home than she ever was when you were working for her at the health club. But you're still taking hours at the pool company, so not everything is changing out from under you. Not yet, anyway. When the baby comes, you're probably going to cut loose from your pool boy job.

Story continues from previous chapter.