Change the past

Shit, I wish I always looked like this and like no one was suspicious of it.

Logan's eye's cloud over for a second and you look confused

"I feel like I was going to say something." Logan says, "Huh, I forgot. Happy birthday, man." He waves to you and walks away."

whew, that was close. You think to yourself. Suddenly, your phone buzzes. You've been tagged in a photo. _Damn, it's your mother. She's always posting embarrassing baby photos....SHIT WTF. _You look at the photo only to find your current adult body in a diaper.

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Shit when I said always looked like this, It took it seriously. I wish that I grew up to look like this.

Out of nowhere, your stomach growls and contorts, as if you were going to throw up...wait, no you actually are about to throw up. You grab the trash can and heave what was the birthday cake. Wiping away the vomit saliva with a tissue, you look at your phone to see the photo still there.

Guess there is no un-wishing. Well, It could have been worse. At least I was a sexy baby.