Career Change

After Christina dropped her dress on the red carpet, the paparazzi went nuts.

"Christina! Why are you naked!"

"Christina! Over here!"

"Christina, why are you nude?"

As Christina listened to the shouts, she ignored the fact she was nude, and for some reason, every time she heard her name, she grew hornier and hornier. She turned around and looked over her shoulder.

Finally, her manager Sal ran out and ushered her off into the theater and into a small empty office. "Christina, what the hell?"

"Sal, what's wrong. What the fuck? Why did you rush me off?"

"You're naked!"

Christina looked down and finally realized she was nude. "Oh my god!" her pale skin on her face and chest turned red.

"You didn't realize you were nude?"

"NO!"

"Are you aware you're playing with your famous tits?"

Christina realized she was. "I don't know what's wrong with me!"

"I do," said Sal.