Captured by Bowser...again

"Don't you ever get tired of this?" Peach asked as Bowser carried her over his shoulder in her pink poofy signature dress. "I mean... this has got to be the hundredth time you've kidnapped me."

"This time is different," Bowser said. "I have plan this time. You and your stupid boyfriend will-"

"Woah, pal, hold up. Mario is not my boyfriend," Peach said.

"He's not? But he's always coming to rescue you?" Bowser said.

"That doesn't mean I'm dating him," Peach said. "He's not exactly my type."

"Oh... what is?" Bowser asked.

"I honestly prefer women," Peach said. "But the only other woman I know is my cousin, which obviously makes her off limits. I don't really have someone I can experiment with."

"Would you want to?" Bowser asked.

"Well... it's not like you could help me out... right?" Peach said.

"Well... I might have an idea. But you can't tell anyone," Bowser said.

"I'm intrigued," Peach said as Bowser put her down in the throne room.