Camping Out

Kurt Johnson leaned against the wall as everybody had gathered around the front door, sending off the campers.

He had to admit, Zack was one lucky little fucker. Not only was he banging four girls, he was now heading out with three MILFs on a camping trip. Alone in the woods. It was almost enough to make Kurt join the trip, but he had plans involving the girls staying behind. Namely, Heather. Kurt had wanted for so long it wasn’t even funny, and now, just as he showed up to claim her, he discovers she has a boyfriend.

Kurt watched the goodbye proceedings with calculating eyes.

He watched Zack Bishop kiss Ashley and Chloe goodbye. Heather pulled her boyfriend into a long, heated kiss that made Kurt even more jealous. Victoria only gave Zack a quick peck, hopefully a sign that his manipulations of her were succeeding, but it was hard to tell.

Kurt’s eyes never strayed far from Heather, and to his surprise, he found someone else watching Heather intently. Her father, Robert Ravers. How interesting. A quick glance down confirmed Kurt’s theory. His uncle was ogling his own daughter.

Taylor Bishop, with that hot ass of hers, went over to say something quietly to her brother. He gave her a small smile, and she returned it. The two Bishop siblings hugged, and then Taylor headed towards Kurt, surprisingly. Kurt pretended like he didn’t care, and watched Hannah say her goodbyes to Zack, which involved pushing his head down into her titties.

Lucky bastard.

“Kurt.” Taylor said in that sexy, raspy voice of hers.

“Yes?” he asked casually.

“Why are you just... lurking?” Taylor frowned at him.

“Eh. Nothing better to do, you know?” Kurt shrugged.

“Sure.” Taylor nodded, and then she walked past him towards the kitchen. At least he knew Bishop wasn’t screwing her.

Sarah Woodsen, the ultimate busty MILF, touched Zack’s arm, and he nodded at whatever she said to him, and then he headed outside along with Brooke and Monica.

The big group dispersed. Kurt had a bit of a plan forming in his head as he approached Robert.

“Hey, Uncle Robbie. Can we talk?” Kurt asked.

“Sure.” Robert said, and looked expectantly at Kurt.

“Privately.” Kurt clarified. Robert rolled his eyes and led Kurt up a set of stairs to the cabin’s second floor, which consisted of a loft where Robert was sleeping these days, and a bathroom.

“Alright. What’s so secret you couldn’t just say it?” Robert scowled.

“You’ve got the hots for Heather.” Kurt stated simply. Robert coughed, and Kurt saw a brief flash of panic. Good.

“And you know, from the way you look at her, it’s almost like you’re a guy who’s tasted the forbidden fruit, and wants more.” Kurt commented. Robert looked up sharply, and Kurt smirked.

“How the fuck do you know that?” Robert scowled.

“I like watching people. It’s how I seduce women. I make a plan based on observations. For example, you managed to get Heather into bed with you. How’d you do that?” Kurt asked.

“Like I’d tell you.” Robert scoffed.

“Well, you see, Uncle Robbie, the thing about knowing a big secret is that you know a big secret. So, let me rephrase. You’re going to help me fuck your daughter, or I’m going to tell everybody I can that you beat me to it.” Kurt said as casually as if he was telling Robert the sky was blue.

Robert put his head in his hands.

“You’re blackmailing me to get my help into fucking your cousin? You sick son of a bitch-“ Robert snarled, but Kurt just laughed cruelly.

“Alright, Uncle Robbie. Keep pretending like you have some measure of power here. You don’t. I’m in control now. And I want Heather. And you’re going to help me get her.” Kurt grinned.

“You don’t have proof I slept with Heather.” Robert said. Kurt rolled his eyes.

“That’s your concern? Seriously? Look, Uncle Robbie, I tell a tabloid about this, facts don’t really matter at that point, you know? You’re ruined.” Kurt shrugged.

Robert growled, but he gave a slow nod.

“Alright, Kurt. I’ll help you with your sick incest fantasy.” Robert nodded.

“Pot and kettle, Uncle Robbie.” Kurt chuckled.

“What do you want me to do?” Robert asked resignedly.

“Tell me how you did it. How’d you seduce your own daughter?” Kurt asked eagerly, and Robert signed before beginning his tale.

———

Zack enjoyed the casual stroll through the forest. They were going to camp out up on Hangman Hill, where there was a nice little pond that was great for swimming in.

“So, I’m glad we’re getting out of the cabin! It’s been five days and I’m going a little stir-crazy. Anyone else?” Sarah asked the group.

“Yeah, there’s a lot of people here.” Zack nodded.

“It’s only going to get worse. The Smiths are reserved people, but a whole new group of cabin-goers are coming in who are definitely NOT reserved people.” Monica pointed out.

“True. I’m excited for Gabby to get here, though.” Sarah said.

“I’m excited to see Olivia. It’s been ages since I’ve seen her.” Brooke confessed.

“I’ll admit, I’m so happy to be able to see Tinsley again! And little Nate. Though, I guess he’s not so little anymore. I haven’t seen them in, what, six years now?”

“Something like that.” Zack shrugged when his mother glanced at him to fact-check.

“I’ve heard Jared’s a heartbreaker now.” Sarah said randomly.

“I’ve heard that, too.” Monica said dryly.

“Of course, Zack’s the same way.” Sarah smiled at him.

“I’m not a heartbreaker.” Zack said defensively.

“No? Maybe not intentionally, but I guarantee you when word gets out you’re taken, girls will be crying.” Sarah smirked.

“What? No way.” Zack said vehemently.

“I can think of one without even trying.” Monica spoke up.

“Who?” Zack frowned.

“Madison Cole.” all three women said in sync. Zack was floored.

“Madison?” was his only question.

“You’re so unobservant when it comes to women, Zacky. It’s adorable.” Sarah teased.

“I thought... weren’t Gavin and Madison getting together before they left?” Zack frowned.

“I’ll bet you twenty bucks it was a trick to make you want Madison.” Sarah said immediately.

“What? No way. Gavin would never do that.” Zack shook his head.

“Pretending to be a beautiful girl’s boyfriend isn’t exactly something that, um, someone like Gavin would have a problem with.” Sarah said.

“That’s true.” Zack muttered.

“And Taylor did mention that you saw your ex today. How was that?” Monica asked in concern.

“Oh, uh, it was alright. She seemed really happy to see me, and disappointed when I said I had a girlfriend.” Zack shrugged.

“Did you flaunt having four girlfriends?” Sarah asked sharply.

“No. I just told her I was dating Chloe now.” Zack admitted.

“Chloe? Zack, honey, if you’re trying to show off to someone, use Heather. Every time.” Sarah advised.

“But I wasn’t trying to show off!” Zack protested.

“Then you’re doing it wrong, sweetie.” Monica said, patting Zack’s shoulder.

“It’s true. You’re both trying to show off how you’re doing better than the other person.” Brooke spoke up.

“Exactly! See? Brooke gets it. But you don’t want to mention the four girlfriend thing. That might be a little... unbelievable.” Sarah counseled.

“Yeah, there’s times I don’t believe it myself.” Zack affirmed. Sarah laughed.

“Well, I’m just glad that my daughter is dating a handsome young man like you rather than that pigheaded Brandon. No offense to Vanessa, of course. She’s a great woman, and Madison turned out nicely.” Sarah told Zack.

“Thanks, Mrs. Woodsen.” Zack said, grinning at her slight of Brandon.

“Zack, please. Sarah.” she said.

“Alright. Thanks, Sarah.” Zack said. Sarah smiled.

“I’d prefer you put an aunt in front of that.” Monica said.

“Then it sounds like he’s dating his sister! No, Sarah works just fine.” Sarah said, and gave Zack a warm smile. Like, really warm.

“He calls me Brooke, I don’t see why it’s a problem.” Brooke pointed out.

“You’re still adults.” Monica insisted.

“So’s he, though.” Sarah pointed out.

“What about here?” Brooke asked suddenly.

They’d been walking uphill for a while now, and they’d reached the top of Hangman Hill, and the pond glistened in the noonday sun. The pond was pretty big, and Zack knew from stories that it was deep enough to swim around in.

“Here works. It’s beautiful.” Monica said.

“Yeah.” Zack agreed.

“We should go swimming.” Sarah suggested.

“Let’s set the tents up first.” Monica chided.

“Ok, ok.” Sarah scowled.

There turned out to be three tents that Robert had in his cabin. One was a bit bigger than the other two, making it a two-sleeper, while the other two were each one-sleepers.

“So, who’s sharing a tent?” Sarah asked.

“I can share with Zack.” Monica offered.

“No, let the man have his own tent.” Sarah stuck up for him, even though Zack would be very happy sharing a tent with his mother.

“Thanks, Sarah.” Zack grinned at the busty blond. She beamed at that, and Zack claimed the blue single sleeper for himself, while Sarah claimed the yellow, and Monica and Brooke shared the big green tent.

None of the four of them were expert campers, so it took a little bit of time for them to figure out how to put up tents, but once they got it, the other two went up fairly quickly.

“Alright. Swimsuits on, people. Let’s go enjoy the water.” Sarah said, and Zack headed into his tent to change.

———

Logan glanced up from his phone a couple times, and would scowl at Victoria laughing over there with Kurt at the dining room table, and then look back down.

He had a half-mind to go over there and tell the parasite to keep his hands off of Zack’s girl, but he didn’t. After all, nothing was really happening yet. Logan wasn’t stupid enough to believe Kurt was just making a friend. Just because Victoria wasn’t cheating on Zack yet didn’t mean she wouldn’t.

“Hey, Logan.” a familiar voice said. Logan glanced up at the speaker and saw Hannah Woodsen standing there, smiling invitingly.

She only wore a green crop top and dark blue jeans. The top showed off her nice assets, and Logan had to admit that Hannah was beautiful.

“Hey, Hannah. You wanna hang out?” Logan asked her.

“Sure.” she smirked. Logan knew that Hannah was a bit of a tease, and he was also fairly certain that she could have just as easily bestowed the brunt of her teasing on Zack. Hell, she could probably even get Uncle Robert if she put in a little effort,

But despite how short-lived whatever was between them would probably be, Logan had no desire to turn down the blond. Logan liked dark haired girls, but Hannah defied any kind of preference. She was hot, and everybody thought so. Whether or not you were interested in girls didn’t matter: Hannah Woodsen was universally hot.

“Great. What do you wanna do?” Logan asked.

“Hm... Tay’s moping about... well, doesn’t matter, so we can’t go back to my room. We could do it in your room, if that’s alright.” Hannah shrugged.

“You just wanna have sex? Right now?” Logan asked in surprise.

“Yeah, why not?” Hannah frowned.

“Well, let me take you out for dinner first.” Logan smirked.

“Ooh, dinner?” Hannah waggled her eyebrows.

“Yeah. We could go into Argentum tonight. There’s that fancy restaurant, you know the one, right?” Logan asked.

“Hm. Wanna show me off, huh? I’m fine with that Logan. Better not pick me up in your parents’ car though, you hear me?” Hannah checked. Logan laughed.

“I hear you.” he said.

“Great. I’ll see you at 6, then.” Hannah winked and sashayed off, swinging her hips back and forth deliberately. What a tease.

Still, dinner and almost definitely sex afterwards didn’t sound like a bad evening plan. Hm... maybe Uncle Robert had a sports car or something that he could borrow.

Where was he, anyway? Logan hadn’t seen him since he went to speak with Kurt. But that was hours ago. So where were Robert and Kurt now?

———

Zack emerged from his tent in his swim trunks, and glanced towards the other tents. They hadn’t grouped the tents together, not really, so they were a bit more spread out than Zack had thought they would be.

He didn’t mind, though. It would just make it easier for Monica to visit late at night. That thought stopped Zack in his tracks. He was expecting his mother to sneak into his tent tonight? That was crazy.

Sarah emerged from her tent, and Zack just stared in awe at her body. Those very large tits of hers bouncing around in that bikini top, and her sensual curves on full display. Her bikini was a pink string bikini, and it was skimpy as hell, but had just enough material to not be considered slutty, if that made sense.

“Like it, Zack?” Sarah inquired.

“Yeah. Yeah, you’re gorgeous, Sarah.” Zack nodded. Her full lips curved into a smile.

“Glad you’re enjoying the view.” Sarah winked and headed towards the pond, deliberately swinging those wide hips back and forth as she went.

Zack had a devilish idea, so he ran forwards and tackled Sarah into the pond.

The two of them splashed into the water. Zack pushed up to the surface, and treaded water until Sarah surfaced. She looked like a water goddess emerging from the pond, with sunlight shining down on the water droplets on her face, and Zack couldn’t help but glance down at her partly covered breasts, which glistened just as much as her face did.

“You tacked me, huh?” Sarah raised an eyebrow at Zack, who shrugged innocently. Sarah gave a wicked smile and dived under the water. She caught Zack by the foot and he let out a surprised grunt as she dragged him towards the center of the pond. She let him surface so he could take a breath, and then she pounced on him, and Zack was stunned. He had his girlfriend’s mother on top of him, underwater, which did nothing to stop her big breasts from mashing against his chest as the force of her pushing down pushed Zack and Sarah down to the bottom of the pond.

Zack’s ass hit the bottom of the pond, and Sarah kissed him. He was stunned, and the sexy blond MILF kissed him again, before she swam up to the surface. Zack joined her, and when he emerged, her lips were on his. His hands found her thick, curvaceous hips, and hers slipped around him.

“Zachary Bishop!” a voice thundered and Zack quickly broke the kiss with Sarah to see Monica coming towards the edge of the pond angrily.

“Whoops. Your mom busted us.” Sarah murmured in his ear, and gave him another quick kiss before she paddled towards the edge of the pond, and Zack followed.

Monica wore a flattering navy blue bikini, and a part of Zack felt bad that she’d probably worn it for him, and then emerged from her tent to see him kissing Sarah.

“What the hell, Sarah? You’re married!” Monica reminded Sarah.

Zack was surprisingly tempted to cut in with a ‘so are you’, but decided against that quickly.

“I got carried away.” Sarah mumbled.

“And you!” Monica wheeled on Zack. He cringed.

“Kissing one of my friends? Really?” Monica frowned.

“Don’t blame him, Mo. I started it and kissed him first.” Sarah said, and Monica calmed down ever so slightly.

“You need to keep yourself in check, Sarah. Remember you have a husband.” Monica said, and walked away.

“A husband who ditched me on this trip.” Sarah grumbled. When Monica was a significant distance away, Sarah turned towards Zack.

“I’m coming to your tent tonight. Be ready for me.” Sarah whispered and Zack gaped at her as she hauled herself out of the pond and walked across the grass.

Wow. He’d have to make sure that Monica wasn’t coming to his tent tonight, and then he could freak out over the fact that Sarah Woodsen was coming to his tent tonight.

Zack saw his mother sitting on the edge of the pond, dipping her legs in the water. He swam over to her, and climbed up onto the edge, and sat beside his mother.

“You look good in that bikini.” Zack complimented his mother. He’d worried she was pissed, but she blushed at the compliment he gave her, and squeezed his thigh.

“You kissing Sarah was so hot to watch...” Monica confessed softly.

“You really like watching me, huh?” Zack chuckled.

“I’m ready to do something with you tonight, though.” Monica whispered seductively.

Oh, shit. Zack couldn’t say no to that, could he? No way in hell. Damn it.

“I can’t wait.” Zack grinned at his mother.

Tonight was going to be a risky one. The best case scenario was that they showed up hours apart. Worst case was that Sarah showed up to catch him having sex with his own mother. It was going to be a crazy night.

But to be honest, Zack just couldn’t say no to either woman. So, consequences be damned, he was going to let them both come, and pray something fortuitous comes out of it.