By laughing her ass off, of course.

"PFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"

You turn red as a beet as not even a second after she sees your dick, the cashier almost falls over laughing at it. "When you said it was small, I was expecting like maybe 4 inches. But he's less than that! And he's hard! AND HE'S HAIRLESS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

You grit your teeth as you stand there in front of 3 women, 2 of which you not only know, but orchestrated this whole thing. You are at least thankful that there's no one else here, at least for now.

Eventually, the cashier calms down. While Zoe and Rebecca are smirking at your discomfort, you just want a swimsuit and an end to this nightmare of a beach day.

"So, what kind of speedo do you think would fit his very...unique frame? Something that will cover up that wittle dickie of his, but also let everyone see just how cute and small he is?" ask Rebecca as you feel your stomach knot up at her asking about that like you weren't here.

You want to tell her to shut up and stop calling it small, but something stops you. There's a strange feeling that seems to be working its way to the surface of your mind.

Yes, you're absolutely humiliated that one of the sexiest girls in your school is talking about your dick like it was the smallest and cutest thing she's ever seen, but there's also the feeling that someone like her is doing it out of...love?

Is this love? Or more humiliation? A pinch from Zoe brings you back to reality as she really seems to like touching your buttcheeks.

"OW!"

"Whoops, sorry. I just couldn't resist pinching those adorable cheeks of yours."

Both Rebecca and the cashier snicker as your dick seems to have enjoyed that as much as Zoe. It was twitching in glee and pointing up at them.

"Please...just find me something to wear. I feel like I'm gonna die of humiliation."

Soon, they tried to find the perfect swimsuit for you.