Buzz-Buzz

H: Hey! Whats up?

E: Eating spaghetti, u?

H: I’m just watching TV.

H: You made Spaghetti? :o

E: Y is that surprising?

H: Ethan

H: You never cook.

E: That’s not true. I used to cook for you all the time.

H: Pft.

H: Stuff you put in the microwave isn't cooking.

E: Tomato, Potato.

H: Lol

H: Fucking christ. Well at least it’s good to know you’re not starving?!

E: Why would I be?

E: As weve established, I can totally cook.

H: Idk. Don’t people kill their own food up there?

E: No?

E: The fuck did you get that idea??

H: Idk. Isn’t it like really isolated?

E: We have a grocery store. They ship stuff in.

E: Where I got the spaghetti.

H: Ah.

H: Well that’s neet. Couldn't picture you shooting a dear.

E: :/

E: It’s actually really nice up here. I can see why my parents shipped me off over the summers.

H: I heard small towns have crazy **** problems.

H: Is that a thing?

E: Not that ive seen. But Idk.

E: I dont think so.

H: O

H: Hm…

E: ‘Hm…’?

H: Are you planning on staying?

H: Like for awhile?

Ethan considers that question for a long moment.