Buying a Sex Guide While Naked is Pretty Embarrassing

As James left the supermarket and headed towards the bookstore it was almost like stepping out naked in public for the first time again. After the initial shock it was as if people in the store had gotten used to his nudity and, as he stood in line talking to Holly and waiting for his turn at the checkout there were moments where he almost forgot he was naked. Either that or it just didn't seem like a problem that he was. He was starting to realise that being nude in public was only a problem if other people made a big deal out of it. But when they did, it was still just as humiliating to him as the first time someone had wolf whistled at his uncovered body or pointed at his fully exposed dick as it swung about freely while he walked down a street full of otherwise clothed people.

The people he walked past as he approached the book shop were not yet accustomed to his nudity and were reacting accordingly for seeing a conventionally attractive naked man walking unexpectedly among them. There were the same catcalls, nervous giggles, exaggerated gasps of shock, angry requests for him to put clothes on and attempts to shame James further by calling him a pervert. In addition, on this occasion a young woman walking past playfully but firmly slapped his arse while walking past, leaving for now a red mark on James' right buttock. No doubt she would justify such behaviour by reasoning that James was asking for it by being nude in public.

As James entered the book store, again everyone present turned and took notice of him. He wondered if he could expect a fresh shocked reaction and intense scrutiny every time he went anywhere at all until the nudity curse was lifted. James was determined to get his business done quickly here. He didn't want to give the crazy, jealous witch any excuse to cast vengeful spells on his nice new friend Holly. That meant not only being quick but avoiding using his safety phrase unless it was absolutely essential. At least there were no queues here. There was one girl serving, she was young and studious looking with her black hair tied back and oversized glasses. She was already blushing before James had even approached her. He decided to go for this as directly as possible.

"I'd like to buy a copy of The Idiot's Guide to Sex Please" James asked as authoritatively as he could manage.

"Um, I, ahh..." the girl behind the counter was bright red now and clearly beside herself with embarrassment. James wondered if she had even seen a naked man in real life before "I'll just check on, um, the, if we have it on the computer"

"Thank you" James answered sympathetically, though wondering why she was the one embarrassed when he had been **** to buy e sex guide while butt naked. While the girls trembling fingers tried to type in the book's title correctly an older, more senior looking female staff member stepped into the picture.

"Excuse me, sir, what are you doing? Coming in here naked, ordering sex guides and embarrassing a young female employee to you." the woman tore into James "Is this supposed to be a joke? Or do you get a kick out of it? Because either way it is sexual harassment!"

Now James wasn't sure what to do. Minimising his safety phrase had been the plan, but it was going to take a lot of skill to talk himself out of this one.