But she fucked the whole football team. Everytime you would see her you would be reminded and it's disgusting. You took a deep breath and bit towards her "Yes, I mind. You're a slut. I can't be with a slut."

"Excuse me?", said Lisa.

"You heard me! you are a slut!"

"Are you fucking crazy? This was years ago." She stands up and storms away.

You showed her.

The next day at the office you told Mike that you were shocked that he introduced you toLisa in the first place. "Why? You two seemed to click?" He was genuinely surprised. "She's a total slag. She is _so _not my type." You pretended to retch.

Mike never tried to match you with someone again.

You never saw Lisa again.

You were happy to keep yourself to your principles and strict morals.

"Yes. I guess I've won this game", you think.

The End.

Though now you start thinking "What a shitty porn story." Maybe your morals aren't as strict as you pretend.