Chapter 48
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What do you do?
Bunny hunt.
You snap your gaze left and right, forward and back, but you can't spot your mage anywhere. You groan and notice a door where you didn't see one previously, just a few steps behind. As you look, you sniff as well, and there seems to be the pleasant aroma of fresh fruit wafting out from that direction. You peek through and see Eva already halfway through the room, so you move in to grab her before she wanders off too far.
"What do you think you're doing?" you call out.
Just then, a stone door behind you slams closed from both sides. It causes you to jump in surprise.
"Shit!" You glare at Eva disapprovingly. "You've got us both trapped in here, you know."
"S-Sorry!" She looks to you with pleading eyes, and then turns back to what she was approaching. There's a table made of rock resting in the otherwise empty room near the back wall, and atop it is a glorious platter of various fruits--bananas, apples, mangos, and more. "But look how tasty this looks. It's treasure, Kyle."
"Dungeon treasure can't be food, Eva. How long do you think it's been down here?"
"Are you two all right?" calls the voice of Nyllia from the other side of the doorway.
"Mostly," you reply. "I thought it was cats that were supposed to be overly curious."
"Don't you rope me in with catfolk!" Eva replies sharply.
She lifts one of the mangos and licks her lips. "Well, we're already stuck in here until we can get the door open. Might as well take the treasure anyway. Dig in, Kyle!" She opens her mouth wide, and sings her bunny teeth down into the soft, delicious flesh of the fruit she so hungrily desires.
You both stand in shock. The fruit melts into translucent purple slime in her mouth and down her hand. She immediately gags and begins to spit it out, but it slides down her chin, and when she rapidly shakes her hand to get it off, it splashes over her neck and chest. Eva frantically attempts to get it off her, but the damage is done before she's able. It doesn't burn her flesh at all, but it completely dissolves the fabric on the front of her top. It sizzles as the material burns away, causing her own two fruits to fall free.
Eva wraps her arms around her now-bare tits a moment after and screams. "Blech! Yuck! What is this stuff, Kyle?!"
"I thought you were the educated one!"
Even the fruit on the platter has melted into a pile of goo. You look past that, and widen your eyes as you watch the same substance begin rapidly pouring from cracks in the wall.
"Y-You can see...!" Her face is flushed, but then she notices your expression. "Wait. What are you looking at?"
She screams once more and begins running back to you with her bouncing chest contained in her arms.
You hear the door behind you start to rumble--stone grinding against stone. Then, you hear Niki's voice call out. "What's happening? Are you guys hurt?"
"Just a bit of a wardrobe malfunction in here," you reply. "But I think it might get a lot worse in a second. Get that door open!"
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