Bunny Brandy, Winged Wildberry, and Bottom-heavy Bitters

You press in the first button. Bunny Brandy, glowing in a soft white. The button clicks in with a solid clunk. An old fashioned sounds like a needed drink, if nothing else the free **** will be a welcome distraction from your troubles.

Your eyes search for another flavor, something to add some tartness... Winged Wildberry? Sure, that sounds good.

And of course, the bitters. You immediately find the buttons rearranging just outside of your focus to put the bitters flavors together. You imagine that each one probably has a different formulation, but if the whole "transformation" gimmick is the real deal... You select Bottom-heavy Bitters.

With a third flavor selected, the lights behind all the buttons go dark, except for a pair at the bottom.

Dispense and Cancel

The RealityMix machine hums with anticipation, you barely register anything outside of the machine and the gently pulsing light that promises change.

Or at the very least a free cocktail.