Bully me with a wedgie!

Holding my hunched over body in front of you, you can't help but notice my cute butt wiggling around in the air as you squeeze my neck with your headlock. Deciding that pain is best served with a healthy side of humiliation, you slide your free arm down my back, and take a solid grip on the back of my skimpy speedo. My bucking attempts to free my head pause as I realize what you're doing, but other than a pitiful high-pitched "Please no!", there's little I can do. You make sure you have enough material in hand, you tug violently upwards in a vicious wedgie. "OWWwwiiiiEEE!!" I squeal out pathetically as the skimpy material bites into my cheeks and crushes my manhood. You tug and shake side to side, laughing at the way it bounces my pain filled bulge around awkwardly whilst simultaneously biting into it painfully. I lean forward into the headlock and stand on my tiptoes to alleviate the pain, but you just pull higher, forcing me to hop around on my toes whilst my barely covered package bounces around painfully. Each tug is met with a feminine sounding cry "ow! ow! ow! Owwiiee!" as you walk me around the ring in a humiliating show for the crowd. The only silver lining for me is that with your focus on the wedgie, you might lower your guard on the headlock.