Building a new house

Your 19th wife is an architect, and you promised her that you will help her build her dream house one day. Well, that day is today! You have arranged it so you are free to help your wife with whatever she needs to do the job. You even got hard hats for the both of you.

Technically, you could have hired the best most skilled builders and just hand it to them, but you want this special moment just for your dear wife. Plus, carrying excavators and trucks and other machineries can take forever to organise, meanwhile your muscles are always available.

You wear your hard hat and the 50 stacks of shipping container you’ve bundled to a giant backpack, careful as to not accidentally crush it. For today, you have decided to stay naked, you don’t want to ruin the clothes your tailors have made while doing construction work after all.

“Where to sweetie?” You ask your lovely wife, barely taller than your hips

“Um… anywhere with lots of contour and greeneries, preferably near here”

Fortunately for you, you have memorised the whole of planet earth, moon, and two thirds of Mars, so finding what your wife wants is a piece of cake “Don’t worry sweetheart, I know just the place, grab on”

Your wife quickly climbs up to your arm, being held like a toddler with their parents, before you jump high and far. Your legs pushing the ground with so much **** that an imprint of your feet is there, and unbeknownst to you, it will be a landmark for years to come.

Whenever you land, you’d simply jump again, timing your movement perfectly with the winds and momentum to minimise the damage you’d do. Anyone who sees a glimpse of you would quickly film you, trying to catch every second of your amazingness. Your strong muscles, your flowing hair, your bouncing cock, everything. You’ll probably get trending on twitter again, you thought

When you finally arrive, to a side of a mountain far from any other residence, you can feel your wife shaking with glee, "honey this is the best place ever!"

"I'm glad you like it! Just tell me what I need to do ok?" You say to her after you let her down from your arm, also carefully unpacking your giant metallic backpack of shipping containers

To be honest, you've analysed her designs and have stimulated it in your head, you already know how to make it inside and out. But… this wife of yours is just too cute when she's thinking! So you let her

"Hubby! Can you make a hole on the side of the mountain?"

"Of course sweetie! How big?"

"Uhh.. 80 feet deep and 40 feet wide"

"Give me 10 seconds" you crack your knuckles before digging faster than an entire quarry. Your muscles tensing and relaxing faster than the eye can see.

10 seconds was probably a bit slow for you, but you don't want to break any trees, so you had to hold back a little.

"Oh gosh thank you so much! You're so amazing" your wife hugged your big hand as you finish cleaning up, not even breaking a sweat

"Anytime honey” You smile, “what next?”

“Uhh, maybe some foundation?”

You quickly take out some rebars from one of your container and takes the ground with your bare hands, “Done and done honey”

“Then maybe we can start putting the frame and concrete..?”

You bend the steel bars easily with your fingers before mixing concrete like it’s an omelette, “as you wish”

It wasn’t long until your lovely wife and you finished building her dream house, with you proud for her knowledge and guidance, she’s really improving! With your muscles and brain and her creativity, nothing can stop you!

By the time you’re done, you barely spent 1 hour making the whole house, 90% of which is just discussing with your wife about what kind of furniture should be handmade and what kind should be bought.

A house carved right into a mountain, with materials that should be impossible to make with current manufacturing technologies. Fortunately, your arm is strong enough to make diamonds from coal, and your movement precise enough to make carbon nanotubes by hand, so it really is the perfect house in your wife's eyes

You tidy up your containers into a ball the size of a baseball and bury it as you hug your wife, “we did it sweetie”

“Thank you so much for helping me” She hugs your hand, before tiptoeing and asking for a kiss, which you happily give her