Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Xander Harris considered what he held in his hands. A set of instructions in his left hand and a ray gun in his right. A bimbo ray gun.

It certainly wasn't what he had been expecting.

When he had sought out an answer to the 'Scooby' gangs problems he hadn't thought the answer would be... a bimbo ray.

It made about as much sense as the singing and dancing demon he had researched.

Whatever was troubling Buffy could be taken care of with a level one blast of bimbo rays. A bubbly, happy and carefree Buffy wouldn't be so depressed. Or guard the real reason for whatever was bothering her like it was all the gold in fort knox.

Xander knew that being dead and then being resurrected wasn't good for ones mental health. But the way Buffy was acting... the things she was doing when she thought no one was watching? That spoke of problems beyond **** and resurrection.

Xander also had to consider if Anya needed a level blast of bimbo rays. He loved her... but.... Xander wasnt sure he could take much more of Bridezilla Anya. And if a low level blast of bimbo rays made her lighten up and ease off being a control freak? That might be worth it.

Xander looked at the bimbo ray gun and considered who he knew that didnt deserve a short blast of level one bimbo rays.

Tara.

That was it. He knew one woman who wasnt in need of a little 'adjustment'.

Dawn... well, she was still a kid and dealing with a recently dead mother, Buffy resurrecting and high school. She might be a brat but she had a reason to be a brat and acting out. Once things got close to normal- or as close as things got to normal on the hellmouth- Dawn would calm down. She probably didnt need a shot of bimbo rays.

Willow? Xander gave the bimbo ray gun another look. His bestest best buddy from way back was acting weird. She was getting a little too into magic. But then being obsessive about a subject had always been part of her deal. It was just this time there were actual serious drawbacks to going gaga over the juju. Or at least that was the case if he was getting the warnings Tara and Giles were giving out correct. So maybe Willow needed a level one bimbo blast to get her mind off of magic.

And for just shits and giggles he was considering giving Spike a blast of bimbo rays. Mainly to see what they would do to a guy. Instructions were one thing, seeing it live and in person was another. Also he wouldnt feel bad about hitting the vampire with a blast of every level of the bimbo ray, 1 thru to 5.