British Tearooms

Josh headed along to the British Tearooms and stood next to the two women; he licked his lips as he eyed the mountain of sandwiches and cakes they'd ordered "You two don't mind if I join you for a nibble, do you?" he asked sweetly.

Getting no objection from either woman, he grabbed a chair from the Old Man's table and sat down; he then proceeded to scoff every morsel of food on the tray, even taking the sandwich from the first woman's hand. Once done, he wiped his mouth on a napkin which he then scrunched up and proceeded to ram into the first woman's mouth.

He then began to unbutton both women's shirts as well as lowering their trousers to their ankles. He then walked over to the Old Man and examined him;he grinned as he saw the Old Man was using a black felt tip to fill in the crossword. "Yoink!" Josh said as he plucked it from the Old Man's grasp before scribbling all over the Old Man's glasses and giving him a Hitler moustache.

Heading back to the ladies, he gave the first one a comical movie villain mustache and glasses and the second one a beard. He then returned the pen to the old man's hand and pulled his trousers down.