Break weekend: Saturday

“Alright, everyone set?” Liam asked after closing the driver-side door.

“Yeah,” Sugartits sighed.

“Don't sound so excited, geez,” Liam said.

“Come on,” Alice nudged Sugartits with her elbow. “Doesn't a spa day sound fun?”

“I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop,” Sugartits said. “No such thing as a free lunch, my dad always said.”

“Well the payment is all the ridiculous shit we had to go through so far,” Liam said. “And also my gas bill.”

“Bitch, you make three-hundred dollars a day just by touching yourself. I don't wanna hear it.” Sugartits said, crossing her arms.

“Shit. Didn't think you'd catch on to that,” Liam said.

“Are we gonna get going?” Sophia asked. “We have about an hour to get there.”

“Relax. The address is just out of town. We'll be there in 30, tops.” Liam said.

“Well, let's get going then,” Sophia said.

“Mooo,” Tina nodded from the front seat.

The drive was uneventful. In the modern era when people don't want to talk they just pull out their phones. Tina had absolutely nothing to add so she was the first to fall, surfing social media before they even turned the car on. Alice and Sophia tried to keep up the conversation but had very little in common with Liam the guy and Sugartits the former guy. Alice pulled out her phone first, then Sophia. Liam and Sugartits kept the ball in the air for a bit longer, but eventually ran out of topics. The trip ended in silence, everyone in their own little world.

“And we're here,” Liam said. “With time to spare, I might add.”

“Only because you drive like a maniac,” Sophia said as she got out the car.

“Hey, we got here in one piece,” Liam pushed back.

They all took a look at where they would be spending their day. It was a truly massive complex. Despite being in town for a while, for Tina years, none of them had ever seen it before. It looked like a mansion. It was a mostly marble building with soft pink accents. None of them knew what to do when they got there.

“Well,” Alice said. “Moment of truth.” She made no attempt to move.

“Oh, for heaven’s sake.” Sophia marched in front of the pack to the door. “It's a spa!” She turned back to bark at her friends.

The four followed once Sophia went through the door and seemingly wasn't devoured. The inside seemed even bigger than the outside. It was an impressive interior. The lobby had plenty of potted plans and gold trimming around the walls. It was classy though, not tacky. Very realistic paintings dotted the side walls. They each depicted people playing a board game. Often their faces had looks of shock and when they didn't, looks of annoyance or sadness.

“Hello,” A woman at the front desk said. She had flowing black hair and wore all white. She wore a necklace with a large cross that drew the eye to her sizable cleavage. It was large by normal standards but still dwarfed by the magically enhanced chest of most of the crew. She smiled from ear to ear. “Welcome to Earthly Delights.”

“I've never seen this place before in any of my times leaving town,” Alice said.

“Well we just opened.” The woman said. “You're our first customers.” Then she winked. “My name is Didi, what would you like today?”

“Um, I think we have a reservation?” Sophia said. “We don't actually know whose name it's under. We kinda won it but we didn't get any additional information.”

“Ah yes, the prize winners. I knew you were coming.” The woman says. “How about we get you guys started with a full body massage? Then we can move to the sauna.”

“Sounds great,” Liam smiled.

The woman escorted the five of them through a door in the back of the room. There the spa truly started. They walked through steamy hallways that were eerily quiet outside of sounds of sloshing water. Didi stopped in front of two doors opposite each other.

“Guys on the left, girls on the right.” She said. Liam turned to go to the left while the other four went to the right. As Sugartits moved to go see the door, Didi made a heavy cough.

“Ahem,” She said. Sugartits paused and turned to look at her. Didi just gestured with her head into the other door. “Guys on the lift, girls on the right.” Sugartits looked at her shocked.

“Okay, okay,” She put her hands up and walked in after Liam.

The doors lead to separate rooms, each with multiple stalls. Inside each stall was a typical massage bed with a face cut out.

“This is so weird,” Sugartits said through the stall wall to Liam.

“I know, but I feel like we have to play along. I don't want to incur the wrath of the game or anything.” Liam said.

“Alright then, but I don't like it.” Sugartits said

“None of us do,” Liam said. “But let's just try to relax and enjoy the weekend.”

Once the two were done stripping they got in their beds nude, putting their face in the hole, putting a blanket over their bodies. They never saw who gave them messages but if they did they would notice that they all looked eerily similar to one another.

After the massages de-stressed them, they met back up in the hallway. Back in front was Didi.

“Hello, I hope you enjoyed your massages. Next up is the sauna. Please follow me to the bathhouse.” Didi said. She turned around and started to lead them deeper into the complex. Once she got to her destination she held the door open for the five.

“Mooo,” Tina thanked her on reflex.

“No problem, it truly is nothing,” Didi said.

“Moo?” Tina said, surprised.

“Of course I can understand you,” Didi said. “It's not like cow is a complex language.” Tina rushed and gave Didi a hug.

“Mooo!” She said. She leaned in for a whisper. “Mooooo?”

“I'll relay the message.” Didi said. “Now enjoy your time at the sauna.”

The sauna was as extravagant as the rest of the spa. The steam was soothing and nice. No one really talked, they just laid back and enjoyed the relaxation.

Once the sauna was done they were all taken in their robes for a manicure and pedicure, even Liam. Then they got their hair done while wearing exfoliating face masks. Liam especially appreciated that, as he had no idea how to take care of his now incredibly long hair. They were truly pampered from head to toe. After they got dressed, right before they were going to leave, Didi stopped Sugartits outside of her changing stall.

“Excuse me,” Didi said.

“Yes?” Sugartits responded.

“Well, I was told you have a credit to our gift shop.” Didi said. “To the tune of ten-thousand dollars.”

“Oh, that,” Sugartits said. “Does your gift shop have clothes that fit these?” She smacked her breasts. Didi just laughed.

“You'll find our gift shop has exactly what you need.” Didi said. “When you're ready, I can show you it.” She started to walk off.

“Oh!” Sugartits called out for her. Didi turned back to face her. “Could I ask a friend to come along? For help?” Didi smiled.

“Sure,” She said.

Sugartits came out of the changing room and met up with the others.

“God, that was so exhilarating,” Sophia said.

“I know, right?” Liam said. His hair was currently tied back in a braided ponytail. “I feel so refreshed.”

“We should make spa days a regular thing,” Alice added.

“Moooo,” Tina said while nodding.

“Well, if we're all ready to go,” Liam said.

“Wait,” Sugartits interjected. “I have my shopping spree thingy. It's here. And I actually wanted some help with it.”

“Well I know women's clothing even less than you,” Liam said.

“She obviously didn't mean you,” Alice scoffed and rolled her eyes. Then she took Sugartits by the hand. “I'll go with you.” Sugartits perked up.

“I'd like that,” She said.

“Well, should we wait in the car?” Liam said. “Or—”

“When they're done I'll drop them off,” Didi said from behind them.

“Gah,” Liam said, startled.

“It would be a lousy shopping spree if you had to find your own ride back,” Didi continued. “Now follow me to the gift shop. Everyone else, I'm sure you can manage finding the way out?” Didi said before walking past the group and further down the hallway.

“We better get going then,” Liam said.

“Have fun,” Sophia added. Then the three turned around and headed for the door.

Now it has been said a lot that Earthly Delights is large. But it truly cannot be overstated. The gift shop was not a small hallway leading you out the exit like most. It was comparable to a clothing store in its own right. Not as large as the department store but larger than some city boutiques.

“So, where do you want to head first?” Alice asked.

“I have no idea,” Sugartits said. “I've rarely bought clothing for myself and when I did I didn't really care much what it looked like.”

“Do you have any particular thoughts pulling you in any direction?” Alice asked.

“Pink?” Sugartits said.

“Pink?” Alice repeated.

“That's what's rattling around in my head the most,” Sugartits elaborated.

“Alright.” Alice nodded slowly. “I think we can work with that. And deeper into the shop they walked.

As they explored the shop they quickly realized it was separated into three distinct sections. Male, female, and what could best be described as bimbo. While the first two had occasionally sensible clothing and occasionally extravagant clothing, bimbo only ever had two styles: slutty, and sluttier. Rather than each section being separated, the category of clothing was separated into thirds. So male shirts, female shirts, and bimbo shirts were together, and male trousers, female trousers, and what could qualify for bimbo trousers were together. Even weirder though was that it wasn't just male and female. Sugartits recognize these clothes well.

“Wait a minute,” She stopped as she was combing through a rack of jackets. “This is my stuff.”

“You found something you resonate with?” Alice asked, looking up from her own search.

“No, like, this is *my* stuff.” She pulled something off the rack to show Alice. “I have this exact jacket. Well, it's sized differently, but I own this exact jacket.” She put it back and pulled out another one. “and this one too.” She looked through the rack a little bit more. “In fact, I don't think there's anything here I *don't* own. It's all just my old clothes but for my new body.”

“That should be easy then,” Alice said. “Just pick out your old favorites.” Sugartits paused at that idea. She didn't know why but thinking about it made her face grimace.

“I don't know about that.” She put the jacket back on the rack. “Wait, if these are my clothes...” She walked over to the female rack. He pulled out a different jacket. “And this is Tina's stuff. I used to wear this exact jacket before my breasts exploded in size.”

“Okay, so if you know that closet as well is there anything you want from there?” Alice said. Sugartits slowly shook her head.

“It's better, but not really.” Sugartits said.

“Well that only leaves one other section,” Alice said as she started to move away from the rack. “Are you sure about this?”

Sugartits looked at herself in a nearby full length mirror. Before she wore whatever was the baggiest and could cover her figure the most without her drowning in it. Sweatpants and hoodies all the way. Now she went the exact opposite. She had gotten used to wearing sports bras instead of tops and tight workout shorts for pants. She honestly looked ridiculous. Even before the breast expansion card she was not going to fit into Tina's bras, and the shorts were way too small on her as well. Especially because she **** herself to drag them as far up above their waist as they would go, so they would be properly wedged between her cheeks and display lots of cameltoe.

As if wearing athletic wear in a way that implied she didn't know how to dress herself wasn't bad enough, it totally clashed with her top and bottom. On her feet would always be very high heels. Despite the fact that she had no idea how to walk in them, she wore them everywhere. Wearing athletic wear, you might assume that her hair was in some sensible style like a bun or a ponytail, but instead they were in giant pigtails, basically giving her handlebars on the sides of her head. Rather than ribbons designed for hair, she used stationary ribbons from the campus library’s craft section. It showed as the edges frayed from where she cut them with safety scissors.

Sugartits turned back to Alice and nodded.

“I'm sure,” She said.

As the two of them combed through the bimbo section Alice tried to steer Sugartits to the less... provocative choices. It was only her guidance that Sugartits grabbed anything at all that wasn't pink, and Alice managed to get at least a couple pairs of underwear that weren't lingerie. They tried to get stuff in multiple sizes, as Sugartits didn't know her measurements, but quickly found out that absolutely nothing came in more than one size. Still they all looked like they would fit, and if they didn't then absolutely nothing in the store would. By the end, Alice wasn't sure there was a single outfit Sugartits could actually wear to something professional, but she seemed happy at least.

They decided that Sugartits would at least try on something of each clothing type they got, just so they could check whether they wasted their time or not. So Alice dropped her off in the changing room with a small pile of clothes and waited.

After a quick change, Sugartits looked at herself in the mirror. She felt so embarrassed by how she looked. She wore a lycra tube top with a poofy sleeve attached to each side, but one that didn't cover her shoulders or any of her arms. Her bottoms were a very pretty short skirt that would expose her underwear if she moved even a little, and jammed up her ass was a very uncomfortable thong that showed a very large whale tail. And it was all various shades of pink, except for the thong which was a deep purple, as to provide contrast and draw more attention to it.

She looked ridiculous. She honestly looked worse than her ill-fitting sportswear. She looked back to it on the bench. She wanted to change out of this ridiculous outfit and back into it, but every time she even thought about reaching for it her stomach did somersaults. She knew she would never wear something even as sensible as that again. She would dress like a slut, she would feel humiliated, and yet she would only ever feel comfortable wearing stuff like it. It was weird. On one level was her knowledge that nothing like this was appropriate and everyone would judge her the moment she was seen. But on another, deeper level she felt comfortable for the first time in days. Not just since she got the card that made her want to dress this way, but since her body had changed at all. Part of that was just that she finally found something that fit, but it was also something else. She knew she would get used to the stares and the discomfort of the articles. She liked looking like this on some level, she just had so many associations with this style that were hard to shake. Sugartits walked out of the changing room after trying on a couple more outfits.

“They should all fit,” She said.

“Yay!” Alice clapped silently. “Let's go ring that all up.”

As they went to the counter to drop off the truly ridiculously large stack of clothes they got, they were surprised to see Didi ringing them up.

“Didi?” Sugartits said. “Does anyone else actually work at this place?” Didi just laughed.

“Of course not silly,” She said, smiling. “Okay, you still have 3,349.27 dollars left on your credit. If you look below we have a selection of makeup you can purchase, and I'll just assign refills to your address until you run out of credit. Or you can go back and grab some more clothes. We're open all day.” She spread out her arms and gestured below her to all the makeup below the counter.

“I think I'll take the makeup thing.” Sugartits said. She bent down and started looking.

“Sugartits, you know you need more than just pink for a makeup palette,” Alice said without looking down. Sugartits slowly pulled her hand away from the fully pink palette she was about to take.

Eventually they figured out a good mix of different shades and types of makeup for her. Sugartits had some nervous energy about it. She couldn't believe she was actually somewhat excited to learn how to use makeup. She didn't know what change had caused that but it was definitely one of them. It had to be, right?

“Okay, you're all set. Let me pack this in the van and I'll meet you outside to drop you off.” Didi said. “Oh, and this is for you.” She handed Sugartits a red card, folded in half. Sugartits took it and quickly read it.

“Oh shit,” She said.

“What is it?” Alice said. Sugartits just handed her the card to read. “Ooo, that sucks.”

“Yeah,” Sugartits said. “I can't believe I've been denying Tina this whole time.”

“It's not your fault.” Alice said. “She hasn't been able to communicate her needs.”

“Yeah but even before I would just spite-tell her she couldn't orgasm just because I was upset at her.” Sugartits said.

“Are you no longer upset at her?” Alice said.

“I mean, I'm still mad that even when not taking the game seriously she gave me such a brutal rule, but she has her own brutal rules to deal with now, so I can't be that mad.” Sugartits said.

“Well, let's go, and you can give her permission when we get back.” Alice said.

“Couldn’t I text her it now?” Sugartits said. Alice shook her head.

“You don't know how this power works. What if it makes her cream her pants in the middle of the street randomly?” Alice said.

“You're right, I'll do it when we got home.” Sugartits said.

---

Tina was laying down in her room reading a book when someone knocked on her door. Tina wasn't exactly comfortable being stuck in the nude whenever she was at home, but given she wasn't really hiding anything she left the door unlocked.

“Moooo,” She said. Trying to convey that it was open.

“I don't know what that means,” Sugartits responded through the door. Tina scoffed, put down her book, and then got up to open the door.

“Moo,” She said flatly.

“Yeah, hey,” Sugartits started. She was clearly nervous. “I just wanted to apologize for not really keeping track of the orgasm permission thing. I didn't mean to keep you all pent up for this long. You have permission to orgasm. Always. I don't know if that'll work but if not just knock on my door and I'll re-up it.” Tina jumped up and down on her heels and gave Sugartits a bear hug. “Ooo, okay, okay.”

“Moooo,” Tina said with a big smile. Then she closed the door. Before Sugartits could even leave she heard suspicious buzzing from the other side.

---

Liam was nervous. He didn't know why. He had been on plenty of dates before. But for some reason it being a boy changed everything. He had honest to goodness butterflies right now. He waited in the common room and tried not to stare at the stairs. He failed at this spectacularly. So spectacularly he didn't notice Carter walk in through the front door.

“Yo,” Carter said, startling Liam and breaking him out of his trance.

“Gah!” Liam shouted, almost falling out of his chair. “Oh, hey.” He attempted to regain his composure.

“How’s your day been?” Carter asked.

“Great actually! I went to a spa and just let all the tension melt away.” Liam said.

“Oh, that's great. I could really use that right now.” Carter said.

“What's wrong?” Liam furrowed his brow.

“It's just... I've never done this before?” Carter said.

“Date?” Liam added.

“No,” Carter brushed the air between them with a limp wrist. “I've been on dates before. Typically small ones. I mean going to a party. I've never really been.”

“Don't worry, it'll be fine,” Liam said.

The two went outside to wait for Liam's friends. They were a pack now, for better or for worse.

Carter was astounded by what Liam's friend Sugartits was wearing. It seemed very obscene and barely legal. For a top she wore a soft pink string monokini. That was it. For her bottoms she wore a very tight hot pink lycra miniskirt that clung to her ass and showed off her legs. Her hair was in large blonde pigtails and she wore heavy makeup. Smokey eyeshadow, long lashes, and red lipstick. He wore a tall pink choker with the word JUICY in all caps in rhinestones. The look was pulled together with a shiny pink clutch bag. Her breasts were also absolutely massive. Carter wasn't even attracted to women and he had trouble looking away.

The rest of Liam's friends were in much more sensible outfits. The strangest one was Alice, who was wearing all satin and was also wearing a choker, or was it a collar? No, it couldn't be. The last notable one was Sophia, whose **** posterior would be shown off in any skirt, and the one that went to mid thigh was no exception. Tina looked pretty normal, albeit a little dressed up for the party.

“Hello,” Carter raised his hand in a still wave. “I'm Carter. Nice to meet all of you.”

“Likewise,” Sophia said. “I'm Sophia, this is Alice, Sugartits, and Tina.”

“Hello,” Alice said.

“Hey,” Sugartits added. Tina remained silent.

Sugartits's reputation actually preceded her. Everyone knew about the gruff guy Garth Robertson who changed his name and became a total smokeshow lesbian overnight. Some of Carter's friends were trans and were really impressed by the change. Still, some thought it was a bit much. And then soon after there were videos of her orgasming multiple times in class all over the internet. That combined with the new name kind of implied she was a bit of a bimbo, and was proud of it. Off of Carter's first interaction the rumors seemed correct.

“Well, are you guys ready to go?” Sugartits asked.

“I'm ready,” Sophia said.

“Well let's get going,” Liam said.

The walk was brisk and short. It was a good chance to get to know Liam. He was charming and funny and that accent was to die for. He was studying politics and was very passionate about it. Carter could stare into his eyes all night.

Eventually they got to the place the party was located. One of those small houses for rent that weren't officially connected to the university but made all their money off of renting the students. The party had already started by the time they got there and it seemed to be going well. Loud music blared and party lights lit up the scene.

Sugartits was the first to break from the pack once they got in.

“I'm gonna get a drink,” She practically shouted to be heard over the loud club music.

As she was walking back from the drink station she overheard some people talking that she recognized the voices of. She turned and saw two large men. Both had letter jackets on and one had his arm in a sling. She recognized the one in the jacket. It was Steven Cudmore. The man who named her and she responded by throwing him across the lawn.

“I can't believe you're getting sidelined. And right as the season started.” The other football player said. “How did it even happen?”

“Yeah, Stevie,” She interjected. “Tell us all how you got injured.” He took a sip of her drink slowly.

“I um,” He looked away from her. “I fell.” He said through gritted teeth.

“Well I'm so sorry about your bad luck,” She said with her fingers on her chest. “You got to be more careful next time.”

“Hey,” The other football player said. He gave her a nod of his head.

“Ugh, no.” She took another sip of her drink and stomped off.

---

Tina was spending most of the party in a corner, on her phone, nursing a soda can. She couldn't talk to anyone so really the only thing she could do was surf Instagram. She couldn't even comment on her favorite post anymore. She just hung out by her lonesome.

“Hey,” A man came up to her and rested his arm against the wall behind her. “How you doing?” She scoffed and just walked away.

---

Alice was scratching her throat. She was kind of delirious. She hadn't had a fix all weekend and it was starting to get to her. The music and flashing lights didn't improve things. She had a headache and her throat was killing her. This party was not her style. None of her friends were here and she was pretty sure the music was bad. She wanted to go home but wasn't sure if the game would punish her if she didn't stick it out. Carter was at least nice though. She hadn't really spent that much time just talking to another queer person.

“So, what do you study?” He asked her.

“I'm in sociology,” She answered.

“Nice, nice,” Carter said. “I’m in art history.”

“Cool. What's your favorite period?" Alice said.

“It's gotta be Edo period Japan,” Carter answered. “It’s just so unique.”

“Oh, well, that’s nice.” Alice took another sip of her drink. The group continued to talk but Alice quickly found that Liam and Carter were more interested in each other.

“So you like music?” Carter asked.

“Yeah, I’ve been getting into it more lately.” Liam said. “I'd love to join a band.”

And with that, Alice broke away.

---

Sugartits was finally enjoying herself. She met up with a friend from class, Derrek, and they were chatting it up. He was actually pretty funny, and it was nice to be around someone she knew.

“Hey, so, um,” He said.

“Yeah?” She asked.

“There's rooms upstairs. Do you wanna get out of here and bang?” He asked.

Fuck. That was a request for sex. She had to consent. That was the rule.

“Sure,” She said through gritted teeth.

What had she done wrong? He thought they were just two friends hanging out. And he was so fucking forward too. No “let's make out” or “do you want to take this someplace private?” Nope. Straight to asking for sex. Fuck. She might need to reconsider her wardrobe if it turned even men she knew personally into guys like this. Still, part of her was proud. She DID look fuckable. That wasn't just an assumption, but a fact.

Derrek took her hand and led her upstairs. She was in no hurry. Quickly he stripped down. She just took off her skirt and pushed her thin monokini bottom to the side.

“Alright, let's get this over with,” She said. She didn't even bother asking for foreplay, and he didn't offer.

She laid down on the bed and he put a knee on either side and straddled her. He lined himself up and slowly inserted himself inside. She wasn't attracted to him, she wasn't attracted to any man, but the pleasure of his insertion was undeniable. She didn't start out wet but she quickly got there as he eased himself inside her.

“Oooo,” She moaned. This wasn't anything like Frank. That was uncomfortable and terrible. This was exhilarating. She still didn't like a penis inside her, but the pleasure was a nice bonus to a bad situation.

Quickly he got into a rhythm, and Sugartits learned the meaning of hair trigger. After a couple minutes of warm up the pleasure overtook her. Soon every couple of thrusts had her orgasming. It didn't help that Derek's hands found their way to her nipples, pushing her top out of the way and playing with them. He didn't really have much style or grace but it didn't matter. The contact alone drove her wild.

The other shoe started to drop quickly. With every orgasm Sugartits's brain was clouding up. She wasn't in much position to argue because he was making a mess of her anyways, but she could feel her inner bimbo expanding.

“Ooo,” She continued to moan. Eventually he shut her up by kissing her, pushing his tongue down her throat.

“You're so hot,” He muttered into her mouth. She just giggled.

Eventually he came into the condom. Once he did he collapsed next to her on the bed.

“You were amazing,” He said.

“Teeheehee,” She giggled. She literally didn't know what words to say.

“I can go again in five. Want round two?” He asked. She really didn't. She hated the fog her brain was in right now and knew it would get only worse if they continued. She turned to him and nodded.

---

Sophia was currently twitching and trashing while sitting on top of the covered toilet seat. When she started to feel the pressure of a penis touching her despite her being fully dressed she made a beeline for the bathroom. She couldn't get there a second sooner as quickly she was hit with orgasm after cascading orgasm. She at first tried to hold it in but now she was just shouting at the top of her lungs. She didn't know what she would do when she got out of the room. She was sure a crowd was forming.

“Oh, God,” Sophia said. She was sure it was Sugartits. She had a feel for these things now. She pulled out her phone and with quivering hands started to text.

“Please, stop,” Sophia typed. It was all she could get out. She pressed send.

“OH GOD,” She shouted.

---

Sugartits shuddered. Derek was finally tuckered out which meant she could leave before he re-uped again. She slowly got up. She had trouble walking but wasn't sure if it was weakness in her knees or if she was literally forgetting how to walk. She saw a glowing light from her clutch and pulled out her phone. He stared at the new message for an incredibly long time.

“Don't. Get. This.” She finally thought. Her brain was mud. She grabbed her clutch and rushed out the room as fast as her wobbly knees could take her, leaving her skirt behind and not fixing her bikini to actually cover her privates.

---

Alice was in hell. Not only was her headache really really bad, but she could tell her friends weren't doing better. She saw Sugartits get dragged upstairs with all the enthusiasm of a dead fish, and shortly after she heard screams from the bathroom that she recognized as Sophia. And then she knew Tina wasn't having fun. She felt so bad for that girl. The only person who seemed to be enjoying themselves was Liam, who couldn't stop making googly eyes at Carter. She couldn't wait until it was over.

Soon after the screams from the bathroom stopped a second time she heard a commotion by the stairs. She looked and wobbling down them was a very naked Sugartits, wearing nothing but her monokini precisely positioned to not cover anything. Wolf whistles and clapping filled the room as guys surrounded her.

“Look at Little Miss Cocktease guys.” Said one.

“Hey, wanna have some fun?” Said another. He made kissing noises at her.

“Bluh?” Was all she responded with.

“Oh no,” Alice said under her breath. She jumped into action. She rushed up and pushed past all the guys, which was hard. She took off her jacket and wrapped it around Sugartits's chest, before fixing her bottoms so they covered at least a little bit of her vagina. “Back off guys,” She said with more confidence in her voice than she had. They continued to holler and woo.

“Bak. Uff?” Sugartits said.

“Wow, someone did a number on you, huh?” Alice said. She steered her away from the stairs and to the back of the house. Once they were outside with the stoners she called Liam. “We need to go. Now.”

“What about the game?” He replied. Something in his voice told her it wasn't just the game that made him not want to leave.

“Fuck the game,” Alice said. “Find the others. Bye.” Then she hung up.

A couple minutes later Liam came outside with Sophia in tow. He had to support Sophia as she walked.

“How long did we last?” Sophia asked, eyes half-lided.

“Two hours,” Alice said. “Hope that's enough for the game. Where's Tina?”

“She refused to leave,” Liam said. “I tried to convince her but it was like talking to a brick wall. I don't know why. She hates this party.”

“Well then, let's go without her.” Alice said. She turned around to walk off the property but once she hit the threshold she felt as though she walked into an invisible wall. Try as she might, she could not walk off of the lawn. “Oh no,”

“So we're stuck here?” Liam said. “Even under the best of circumstances, I wouldn't want to party forever. And I just told my date we were leaving.” He slapped his forehead with his hand.

“Well we'll just have to make the most of it.” Alice said. “I'm going to stay out here and watch over Sugartits.”

“I'm sticking with you,” Sophia said. She wobbled over to one of the lawn chairs and sat down. “I just— I just need a minute.”

“Well I'm going back inside,” Liam said. “If you need anything, you have my number.”

---

The remaining hours of the party moved by at a glacial pace. The mood had turned sour and it wasn't like they were feeling it much to begin with. The girls stayed outside while Tina and Liam kept indoors. Eventually, Sugartits's mental faculties returned.

“Okay, it's coming back to me,” Sugartits said.

“You sure?” Alice asked. “What's ten plus three?”

“Thirteen,” Sugartits said.

“And nine times eleven?” Sophia added.

“Wow, really throwing the heavy hitting ones at me guys. It's ninety-nine.” Sugartits said.

“Well you're not slurring your speech anymore,” Alice said.

“Or sounding out two syllable words,” Sophia added.

“I'm going back inside,” Sugartits said.

“Wait, what? We haven't even found your skirt yet.” Alice said.

“Don't care; going in,” Sugartits said. “You can't let one bad experience ruin the next hour.”

“But what if someone tries something?” Alice asked.

Sugartits looked at her flat deadpan stare. She picked up a nearby empty root beer bottle and crushed it between her fingers.

“Shit, ow, ow.” She said as she cut herself on the glass shards. “Well now I have to go in to get some tissues,” And with that she got up and rushed back into the house.

“So, how was your night?” Alice asked Sophia.

“I made a fool of myself in the bathroom and now everyone thinks I'm a perv who jerks off at parties.” Sophia said.

“Right,” Alice said. She took another sip of her drink.

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Eventually the party started to die down. It wasn't completely over, but it had passed its peak. Alice checked the time and the moment it hit two am she got up and went inside to grab Liam and the others. Sophia followed closely behind.

“Alright, time to go,” She said as she grabbed Liam's arm and dragged him away from Carter.

“Bye!” Liam said.

Next she grabbed Sugartits, who was playing bear pong with some girls. Her hand was wrapped in some gauze. There was a crowd of boys staring at her but they kept their distance for whatever reason.

“Sugartits,” Alice called over the music. “It's time to bounce.”

“Alright,” Sugartits said. “Ladies, it's been lovely.” She waved goodbye and left to follow her friends.

“What’s gotten into you?” Liam asked as they walked to the door where Tina was already waiting for them.

“I still need to get to a bar before last call and drink myself stupid.” Alice said.

“Oh yeah,” Liam said.

“I forgot about that rule,” Sugartits added.

“Which reminds me. Liam. You're paying for my cab fare.” Alice said.

“Sure,” He said, resigned.

And with that, the five of them exited the house into the brisk evening cold.

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EDIT: Author's Note: Hello! I took about a week break because I did two chapters in one week. Check out my collaboration with dogdog on Custom Girls in Fictional Worlds! This might slow down my output but I hope it's not. Give me ideas on what to do next! It'll be fun!