Bratty Bimbo

"Um, like, oh my God?" Taylor said. "Um, Daddy! Daddy, I wanna mom!"

"Why?" John asked.

"Well, you are great, Daddy," Taylor said. "But, like, a mom would know what kinda stuff is trendy for girls!"

"I guess you have a point," John said.

Taylor had selected Olivia Rodrigo as her mom.