Both of them

I had spent 18 years being to ignorant to know when to show restraint, and I wasn't about to start now.

I saw their confused, unguided faces and I decided to show them direction.

"Chie I can wait until you are free to eat the Kobe beef," I said. Chie scratched her chin, thinking over the proposal.

"Yeah," she asked, "yeah, that sounds good. Friends do that." Chie smiled as Yukiko looked away from us.

"Yukiko," I said. Her ears perked up, and her chin turned towards me.

"I'll keep the movies ready for whenever you are free if you like." Yukiko's expression was unreadable.

"Oh," Yukiko whispered, "okay. Okay!" It was then that I saw the confusion in Chie's face.

"Wait," said Chie, "did you just ask out both of us." Suddenly Yukiko and Chie stared at me intently as I sipped my coffee. I was experienced in this sort of thing. No pressure.

"I just asked you two out to eat Kobe steak, while watching Alien vs IP Man," I said. "Friends do that." The two thought this out. While I continued.

"It's just one respectable guy, and two very pretty girls."

"When you say it like that," said Yukiko, "it sounds a lot like you are asking us both out."

"You are totally phrasing it that way on purpose," said Chie. I put on the most serious face I could, and looked Chie in the eyes.

"I really want you...there," I said as Chie looked back at me, "it just wouldn't be the same without you." Chie couldn't pull her eyes away from mine.

"Okay," said Chie, "I'll be there." Her eyes stuck on me as I turned to Yukiko. Her eyes were already locked on me.

"Yukiko," I whispered, "I might as well not install the surround sound speakers without you being there." I also had used King Moron's card for them.

Yukiko smiled running her fingers through her own hair.

"Save some Kobe beef for me," said Yukiko, "daddy." Yukiko turned around satisfied with herself. She was fun when you got past her exterior.

Chie put her mouth to Yukiko's ear. I saw her lips moving. Did I want to try to hear them?