Boss -- Bimbo -- Speech

Richard had gotten home the day before with persistent thoughts of his boss. Sure, when you looked at her; the bitchiness had a tendency to disappear due to her new badonkadonk's ability to distract, but when you didn't look at her, that same voice of her still filled the halls. Richard had needed to keep listening to this woman as she tried to demand improved results of her employees.

The spell he had put into practice that previous evening was one which he hoped would remedy the issue he had been **** to face the entire latter part of that day. Listening to that screeching voice of hers, inadvertently being reminded of all her past rants, it was something which Richard wanted nothing to do with come the next day.

"You totally should stare at the screen, not me!" A giggling voice attempted to air her grievances at an employee who was particularly interested in that rear who had so suddenly expanded. The sound-waves which vibrated the air was as gleeful as it could be, revealing no judgements or anger, only the same irritation as Richard usually imagined came from unbearably horny women, who held their conversations while staring at a man's bulge.

Richard turned his head and saw his boss display a face full of anger, her stage of grief apparently at that stage. She had not yet fully come to understand that her old nails on a chalkboard voice was gone forever. Richard rejoiced as he silently observed her from a distance, no more would his ears have to bear the pain of listening to his demanding boss.

"No, I just, like, want the ultra-super-sexy project to go well," the timbre of the odd voice changed as she spoke to a different person. Richard imagined this as being his boss reaching the bargaining stage. It might have been less fun to listen to her at that moment than it would have been when she was attempting to be angry, but he still imagined it worth celebrating. "I, like, totally will be in my office."

With those final words the oddly talking woman disappeared from among the cubicles. Her behind's expansion that previous day had apparently been enough for her to handle, but being given a word choice and voice which no-one could take seriously, that was a bit too much for the authority wielding woman to bear.

With his boss gone, Richard found it as reasonable a time as any to check his socials before he would be allowed to head home for the day. His step sister was doing well, so was his neighbor and the gym bunny that kept harassing him.

With this important business handled, Richard found it a good time to head home. There was still five more minutes on the clock, but his boss still didn't seem to want to escape her office, so Richard seized the moment and begun his absent minded imagining of what next his relic could achieve.