Bonnie sprays Anne-Marie

"Wait," said Anne-Marie Patchett, beautiful blonde homecoming queen and head of the Pinkwhistle High cheer squad, who happened to bear a striking resemblance to Kirsten Dunst in the movie Bring It On. "That's against the rules."

Bonnie squeezed the trigger, and a jet of sparkling water drenched Anne from head to toe. Instantly, her cheerleader uniform and her underwear dissolved into nothingness, leaving the smug bitchy blonde standing stark naked in front of half the boys in Pinkwhistle High School, as well as around a third of the girls and several dozen complete strangers.

The cheerleader looked down at herself, then up again. Her blue eyes widened. There was a long moment of silence.

Then, all the Pinkwhistle girls and boys pointed at Anne-Marie and burst into howls of laughter. Anne shrieked and dropped into a crouch, covering her pert breasts and neat golden bush as cries of "Check it out! Anne's NAKED!" echoed through the tent.

Bonnie's eyes glanced round the room. Miss Trickett was slowly edging towards an exit. She had a choice to make.