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'Are you lonely?
Are you looking for love?

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Do you like ladies that have to do what you say?

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A man listens to the commercial and, well, does just that.

After they find the woman for him, she's stripped, tied and ready to be shipped.

Who was she?
How did they get her?

Who cares?!?
What a great business.