Biology - How to Identify a Slutty Bitchman

Truth now snapping into place, Harry remembers that he's a Biology Professor, and he's grading Kris Zaidi's paper on...

He looks and is befuddled by the title:

Bitchmen: How to Identify, Tame, and Dominate Them

He feels he should be offended by the title, but he doesn't remember if these 'Bitchmen' were something he went over in a lecture or not (though it sounds familiar to him). What's drawing more of his attention is the header and his name... The fact that this young man, IN THIS ESSAY, called him 'Hairy Cockslut' pisses-The Smoke warps all that it touches...-pleases him to no end. He's tired of his students purposefully spelling his name wrong, and using that euphemism for his surname instead of acknowledging his true one. He knows it may have been the one from before he changed it over Winter Break and they maybe haven't adjusted to it yet, but he has fully forgotten if it was and has no desire to remember it at this point.

Hairy then scrolls down and starts reading the introductory paragraph...

"For as long as mankind has known, they have been the dominant and SOLE sapient species on planet Earth for millennia. This has been proven false by recent studies, but while we are no longer alone in our ability to conceptualize complex ideas, we are still above these beings in a hierarchy of dominance they instinctually adhere to. These other beings are a species of hominids that evolved coterminously alongside humans and live amongst us to this day: the Bitchmen."

Memories flood into Professor Cockslut's head: ones of him covering a recent study during a class on human evolution, but he didn't touch on it any further since he hadn't fully read it. He remembers that day because he wore his snazziest micro-sized half thong and nothing else except a lab coat to that lecture. He continues reading the essay...

"Bitchmen were originally assumed to just be voraciously promiscuous men with an intense form of nymphomania, but a study written and published by Doctor Dominant Bitchfucking Stoner in 2019 proved there is a distinct genetic difference these individuals have from the rest of us. While they can seamlessly crossbreed with Homo Sapiens, any male (or trans masculine individual) carrying a Bitchman gene will change into one. They normally appear and act human for the first fourth of their life, but eventually shift to display key Bitchman psychical and mental characteristics between the ages of 25-75. Researchers refer to this transitional phase of going from regular people with varied sex drives to extremely libidinous and sex-crazed beings as 'Submitting.'"

Hairy takes a hit off his joint-the one he always smokes while grading assignments-as he reads the paper.

"The most bizarre aspect of this transformation is how the Bitchman does not mentally acknowledge any of the ways that they are changing/have changed; they maintain most of their intellect, but subconsciously ignore the sexually hedonistic nature of the things they think, say, and do. Even being told they are a Bitchman will be disregarded and explained away as 'just how they are.' Because of this, they are considered a protected class that also must be correctly guided and cared for through life by a licensed man (said license requires a rigorous vetting process) who will help alleviate some of their constant arousal. The men who receive this qualification are known as 'Tamers.'"

The Professor tweaks a nipple with his left hand while pulling on his g-string thong with his right-all while holding his joint in his mouth and puffing on it. Essays like this one get him so horny, and he can't help but pinch and wedgie himself while reading. He wonders what it would be like if he was actually a Bitchman, but he knows that isn't the case. He moves onto the next section of the paper...