Bimbo Bunny

Biff looked at the result and turned back to the audience. "Congratulations, Tonya...you've earned the primal identity of 'Bimbo Bunny'!" said Biff. "This means you'll receive a strand or two of bunny DNA spliced into your genes, resulting in the growth of adorable little bunny ears, a furry little bunny tail and a significantly increased fertility rate! You won't just be barefoot, now...you'll be barefoot and pregnant! Still, don't worry about having a perpetually swelled belly, Tonya...should you end up on the Bimbo Throne, any children you bear will be adopted by parents in the Chrystal Heights' Couples Without Children Society. You'll be providing an invaluable service for couples who are unable to bear children of their own. And between babies, you'll look absolutely adorable with cute bunny ears! Congratulations, Tonya!"

I had to admit it was much more entertaining watching this than being an active participant. Tonya always seemed to get the short end of these things. Tonya had had a nine-day pregnancy when we had stolen the cursed items from the museum, and now she was going to be super fertile, and with her vagina bumps and upcoming erotic enhancement, she was almost assured of a swelled belly from time-to-time. Okay, a lot of the time. And bunny ears? Heh. I was really hoping Chrissie got this one as well.

Biff watched the beefcakes escort Tonya backstage, then turned to Chrissie. "Okay, Christine," said Biff, "let her rip!"