Better not embarrass myself...

I thought of what to say as I stared down at my screen, "So what made you match with me?"

I waited for a moment and to my surprise was met with a quick reply.

"My little sister wanted to match with you cuz you have cute eyes."

"Not true she matched you cuz you have cute hips."

I stared down at my screen in disbelief at the sheer bluntness from the two.

"You guys don't like... pee together... do you?"

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"You would be the one to ask that..."

"Yep basically! We give each other privacy for number 2 though!"

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"You guys never get sick of each other?"

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"Yes, all the time."

"She thinks so but she hasn't killed me yet so I think we're good!"

In my attempt to understand how they operate together, I ended up confusing myself more.

"So why'd you guys match with me then?"

"We said earlier dumbass."

"You're literally so cute!"

I scratched my head at their odd way of complimenting me, but carried on out of pure curiosity.

"Both of you are breathtaking... so that's quite the compliment coming from you guys."

"Yeah we know..."

"Awwwwww tyyyy"

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"OK... Me and my sis both think you're cute... we want to take you on a date... you like arcades?"

I sat there, fluttering my eyes at my phone.

"A date? Already? We've been texting for 3 minutes!"

"Yeah, I love arcades. I didn't take you girls for the gamer type."

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"The arcade usually closes at 7 so can we pick you up now? "

"And they want to go on the date now? I guess I don't have anything else to do..."

"Um yeah sure... how far out are yall?"

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"Well we can't exactly tell you unless you give us an address..."

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"My bad, 704 Gilmore Dr."

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"We'll be 10 minutes, cya then!"