Bella Thorne

“How could you do this to me, Bella?” Zendaya asks her former Shake It Up co-star. Bella replies, harshly, “Because you stole my career!” This confuses Zendaya. “What?” my **** asks. “You heard me. You have the career that I was supposed to have.” This doesn’t seem to clarify anything for Zendaya. “What the fuck are you talking about?” she asks her redheaded “friend.” Bella prepares for a rant. “OK. Do you remember when I would say that Disney initially pit us against each other, and you say they didn’t? Well, you were telling the truth. Disney didn’t put us against each other. I did. Even at that young age, I knew that one of the young stars of Shake it Up was going to have a much better career than the rest. And, no offense to the rest of them but, it wasn’t going to be one of the guys and you could already definitely feel that it sure as shit it wasn’t going to be Caroline. So, it came down to either you or me. Only one of us was going to be the breakout star of Shake it Up, because that’s how it works on Disney. One of us was going to be Hilary Duff and the other one was going to be … whatever that other chick’s name was.”

“And why exactly do you think you should have been the breakout star?” Zendaya wants to know. “Because Shake it Up was MY show,” Bella states. Zendaya scoffs, “Your show? It was our show, you conceited bitch.” Man, this is so entertaining to watch. “Newsflash Z, who’s name was always first on the call sheet? Mine. Who’s character and their family did we mostly follow on the show? CeCe, aka me. If you look up anything that lists the cast, like IMDB, do you want to know who always is the first one on the list? Me. It’s me. You played my sidekick who we occasionally followed for plots. It’s because you played my sidekick that I felt I could relax and let us get close, but I let my guard down and you came out of nowhere and swept my career from right under me. If I knew then what I know now, I would have listened to what my grandma said to me about ‘having magic in our family’ and I would have learned every spell I could to make your career so hard.”

“You’re insane,” Zendaya spits out. “I’m not insane. I am a woman seeking retribution. I was Raven Baxter, and you were Chelsea Daniels. I was Alex Russo, and you were Harper Finkle.” Bella takes a pause. “I was K.C. Cooper and you were Marisa Clark. Do you understand me? I should have been the one who got to star in billion dollar movies and get recognition from major award shows, not you. Now, you take one photo that says ‘Look at me. I’m so relatable,’ and the internet goes wild. Meanwhile, if I want to get people’s attention I have to release my own nudes or film a literal porn movie.”

I wish I had a snack to watch these two hash things out. “Did you ever think that maybe you would have had a better career if you choose better projects? Because the Mostly Ghostly sequel wasn’t going to win you any awards and neither was playing a generic bitchy high school girl,” Zendaya asks. “I’m sorry if I couldn’t just play the most low energy, deadpan character who gets a personality adjustment once the sequel comes around and I get to be the main love interest now,” Bella jabs back. Zendaya starts screaming at her now former friend, “You want to talk about low energy?! Fine, let’s talk about it ….”

I start drowning out the argument once it just becomes a screaming match. If I didn’t have more important things on my mind, like fucking my new ****, I probably would have let them continue. But I just got out of jail, and I’m super horny, so I want to play with my new toy here.” Zendaya looks disgusted by me calling her that, but I don’t care. “Of course, that is the whole point of this. I hope you have a lot of fun,” Bella says. She turns to leave the room and I start taking off my pants. “Wait!” Bella shouts. I take a deep breath. “What?”

“Well, I was just wondering if you can do me a favor,” Bella answers. I’m slightly taken aback by this. “A favor?” I ask. She nods. “Like I said, I’m no stranger to directing porn. I’ve got a camera in my car. Do you mind if I shoot a little sex tape of you fucking her for the first time? I kind of want to watch this over and over again.” I was expecting something else, but her request seems agreeable. However, there is a part of me that feels a certain way of her asking me for something when I haven’t been a free man for 20 minutes.