Batgirl's sloppy take down

An explosion erupted from the front of the Gotham National Bank as the Joker and Harley Quinn rushed out of the building. Pushing past any pedestrians in their way they hurried down the street, each carrying a large sack over their shoulder filled to the the brim with money.

"Are you sure she'll come?" The Joker asked.

"There have been rumors of her patrolling the area for the past month," Harley nodded, "She'll be here."

Almost as if on cue, a dark shadow descended from overhead bringing the pair to a halt. If either villain hadn't known better they would've believed that a giant bat had landed in their path. However, in reality, standing before them was a woman dressed head to toe in a heavily armored black body suit with a bright yellow bat along her chest.

"Stop right there," Batgirl demanded, her expression fierce and her hands planted firmly on her hips.

"Well, look who finally decided to show up to the party," the Joker snarked.

"The only party you'll be having is inside a jail cell."

"That's what you think. Harley now!"

On cue, his partner reached inside her sack and pulled out a very large revolver.

As she pulled the trigger, Batgirl instinctively raised her forearms to shield her face. She expected to feel the sting of a bullet, but strangely she felt wet instead. Looking down at her suit, she was stunned to see it was covered in a white viscous liquid.

"Bullseye!" The joker applauded, reaching into his own bag and pulling out a camera.

"What the hell is this?!" Batgirl exclaimed, trying to wipe the goop off her outfit to no avail.

"It's nothing special," Harley said coyly, the barrel of her gun dripping with the strange liquid, "I only doused you with a very strong inorganic material degrading reagent."

"I call it the Stripping Slime!" the Joker chimed, "And it looks like it's starting to kick in"

A look of bewilderment read clearly on Batgirl's face as the sound of crumbling caught her ear. Looking down at her suit once more, she found that its color had changed from black to a bright white. The overall texture of the fabric had become more brittle as cracks formed along her legs, arms, and chest.

Then, all at once, her suit gave way.

Her boots and gloves fell apart, her torso armor crumbled, her pants and cape disintegrated into dust, and even her utility belt broke apart spilling her many gadgets and gizmos onto the ground. Besides her mask, Batgirl was now without a stitch of clothing.

"That's the ticket!" the Joker howled with laughter, quickly snapping a picture.

"Eeep!" the heroine yelped, covering her body just a second too late.

"Love that embarrassment! Hold that pose!" he cackled, snapping even more pictures.

"I guess we can confirm the carpets match the drapes," Harley chuckled, "Was it your idea to style your pubes into the shape of a bat or...?"

"You won't get away with this!" Batgirl exclaimed, attempting to show some ferocity through her blushing.

"Hmmm… Harley, it seems our humiliated heroine is still feeling a bit rebellious," the Joker frowned, "Can you deal with that?"

"Don't worry puddin', I got it !" Harley exclaimed, aiming her gun once more and shooting it directly into Batgirl's face.

Batgirl whipped the slime slime from her eyes, and looked to her wet hands in dismay, "Oh no… not my mask…"

"You better run along now, Boob-girl," the Harley jeered, "Unless you want all of Gotham to be as acquainted with your face as it will with your perky breasts.~"

Batgirl's face turned a bright crimson and, without a word, she dashed away catching the attention of many Gothamites as she streaked down the street.

"Look at that butt wiggle!" The joker cackled, focusing his camera on the heroine's uncovered backside, "Great thinking, Harl! You turned her from a big bad bat into a bashful beauty!"

"Yeah, well, I'm just happy I wasn't the one who ended up naked this time," she sighed, putting her gun onto her hip, "How much do ya think we're gonna make for those pictures?"

The joker shrugged, "Who cares about the money, I'm just in it for the fun," he then yanked Harley's sack away from her and tossed both their bags into a nearby dumpster, "Now come on, we need to get back home so we can post these photos online and then plan our next prank."

Just as they were about to leave, something caught the Joker's eye. Sifting through the damaged fabric and abandoned batarangs of Batgirl's utility belt he noticed a small green glowing stone. With a grin, he snatched it up and slipped it into his pocket.

"I think I know who we'll be seeing next.~"