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Chapter 5
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GoodEndingEnthusiast
What does the police officer do?
Bang bang
The police officer asks Vanessa if she's doing anything illegal
"No I swear!" Vanessa says
"BULLSHIT!" The police officer yells.
He pulls out his gun and begins firing several times at Vanessa. Quite frankly there seems to be more bullets flying than there should be able to fit in the clip. The officer continues to fire at her from several angles, over the head, under the legs, from his fingers somehow. As he does Vanessa's arms flail wildly as if she was only being hit in the shoulders. Eventually, she falls over, dead.
"Ah yes, another day keeping these streets clean" the cop says as he gets in his car and speeds off.
You died. Now go back a chapter to get the real story lol. Also yes that was a smosh reference.
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Updated on Mar 2, 2026
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