Bad News Henry...it DIDN'T open

A very short while later Alice saw a reply in Henry's inbox from his crush Lucy.

I wonder if she knows she's his crush, Alice ponders. I bet she doesn't. Something tells me she's cute and flirts with everyone and only Henry is immature enough to think they "have something special". Hahahaha, if there relationship wasn't already one sided, it totally will be after this. Alice opens the email and reads the reply from Lucy, while absent mindedly reaching her free hand down and fiddling with Henry's hairless little dick.

Hey Henry,

I'm sorry but my phones being wierd and I can't open the attachment right now. Can you just tell me which of the three photo attachments you want me to add? I'll send it off to the printer with the rest. After that I just have until later tonight to finish up the generic filler pages and send them over. They want to start printing in the morning. So, let me know which pic of yourself you find the most flattering. I'm sure they are all gorgeous. ;)

Or hey, if you want, I guess I could add all three, since you were so helpful! I have your profile to fill but I also have a blank spot on the highlight page and a blank spot at the top of the main signature page in back. Most people are being low key this year so almost nobody is willing to put their face anywhere other than their prof pic. So I have a ton of blank spots to fill on every page but, I guess I could fill the blanks with school logos or something. Anyway, thank you so so much for all your help. You were a sweetheart doing all that for me. I owe you.

-Lucy

She had finished off the email with a kissy face emoji.

Aww, I bet that would have made poor babydicked Henry's day, Alice's snide inner voice said with the tone of a slutty bitch who was getting off to his inevitable humilation so bad!

Too bad that dork will never see this email without what comes next. And lord knows she'll never send anything like that again after she sees what's in those pictures. In the meantime, let's start the presses.

Before Alice sat down at the computer, she went to grab a drink of water and think about what she would write.

Alice knew the books would be printed tomorrow, but they wouldn't be distributed for a couple of months. Which meant she could be as risky as possible with this venture and STILL be able to do something after this, later today, to humiliate and expose Henry, continuing her slow burn of, "Whoops, I got caught by accident". Oh yes, after this next reply email, she still had every intention of getting Henry accidentally exposed some other way, because that would make his humiliation excruciatingly his own fault (or at least it would be seen that way by those who he's exposed to). Whoever saw him would feel guilt free, so long as she kept playing the slow burn and getting his tiny secret outed in front of the worst people he'd want, first and foremost, and all seemingly by dumb fate. Dumb UNFAIR fate. Starting with crush number one.

Alice returned to the computer and typed Henry's reply.