Back at SHIELD

Saying that Natasha’s return to SHIELD was humiliating was an understatement. It wasn’t until 11:00 AM that SHIELD agents went to pick her up, she later learned that the beacon didn’t activate until the following morning. And when they found her she was in a terrible state. All over her body were scribbles proclaiming her to be a “dirty pervert” and a “mischievous prankster”, cat whiskers had been drawn in her face and a over her butt crack one person had written “insert here”. Not only that but due to the paywall of her podium being removed, a while gaggle of young men and spent the morning spanking her with a paddle and squeezing her breasts. Sitting in the SHIELD truck was uncomfortable as well due to Natasha’s ass being sore from the various slaps she received and the fact that her hands were still glued to her thighs, her fellow agents hadn’t even bothered to offer her a coat. It took two more agonising hours for the glue to be removed as well, and the medical examiners having to feel up her body to check for injury and having to thoroughly scrub her body clean of the drawings and writing.

During this she had learnt that footage of her wandering naked in Miami and becoming a beach attraction had spread across the Internet like wildfire, with online articles proudly proclaiming “The Black Widow: Baring all!” When she was finally able to put her old jumpsuit back on she made her way to the Avengers briefing room, receiving various glances and lewd comments by her fellow SHIELD employees along the way.

Upon finally reaching the room, the rest of her teammates shared awkward glances except for Stark and Banner. Stark was sitting miserably in a wheelchair with a black eye, a fractured wrist, two broken ribs and a foot. He claimed to have fallen down some stairs, but everyone knew the real reason when Natasha glared at him. Banner was simply relieved that she was fine and made her feel more at ease. However the most welcoming sight was the live camera feed of Veronica Lisk sitting in an interrogation suite with a bandaged up head. The team explained that shortly after Natasha left, Hulk had destroyed the facility in anger and had captured Lisk. “We’ve gotten what little information we can get out of her.” Steve Rogers said, “Now all that’s left is for Nat to have a little fun with her.”

Natasha grinned wickedly, “It would be my pleasure.”