Back Seat Poet

"Go home and pack now" Carol suggested. " I still don't know what to wear" Debbi repeated. "I told you, just pack a change of knickers and a bikini. Why not wear those cut offs I sewed for you from that old pair of jeans" Carol replied. "Oh yeah, good idea" agreed Debbi. What Carol had not mentioned was that she had cut as much material as she possibly could off of the length of the cut offs, while still ensuring that they would not fall apart altogether. Debbi's bum cheeks were bound to be prominent.

Debbi had half expected that they would travel in Derek's old van but he turned up with the family car, complete with roof rack that contained all the camping equipment. Carol got out and was gratified to see that the cut offs were as revealing as she had hoped. And of course Debbi was wearing a thong underneath. On top she was clearly braless under a plain yellow t-shirt. All that she was carrying was an old marketing tote bag. "Shove that in here" said Carol, opening the boot. "Squeeze in the back with Max and Charlotte, it should only be 90 minutes to the camp site, depending on Friday night traffic."

It was indeed a squeeze in the back seat as Debbi slotted herself in alongside Max, with Charlotte over by the other window. "A thorn between two rose" Max intoned. "That's very poetic" said Debbi. "A simple juxtaposition, taking a well know phrase and inverting it" Max explained pretentiously. "Well, I would never have thought of it" Debbi complimented him. Unexpectedly, the older man began to recite as Derek drove off.

'The enigma that is Debbi;

The world expects an 'e' but defiantly she exclaims,

No 'e', no 'e', I am my own woman !

Fiery Latin blood and English cool, she will not be pinned down.

Her legs she may reveal but her soul she will conceal'

"My goodness, you are such a good poet" Debbi responded. "A simple spur of the moment thing inspired by your presence" Max answered, affecting modesty. "You never composed anything like that for me" Charlotte pouted. "Ah, you are my long term muse darling" replied Max patronisingly. Carol grinned to herself on a very promising start to her plan for the weekend.