Aunt Debbie is confused

"What in tarnation is going on?" Debbie asked, totally baffled. "Why are you naked?!"

Lauren clutched her privates, hunching over and cheeks flaming.

"Uh... uh..." Was all she could manage.

"And why do you look so different?" Debbie said, looking over Lauren's body. "Why is you're chest so small?"

Lauren, unable to bare her Aunt's scrutiny anymore, let out a humiliated squeal and darted up the stairs, throwing herself into the house in shame.

Debbie turned to Jade, totally confused.

"What happened Jade?" Debbie asked.

"Oh, Lauren made a scene and stripped naked at the lake." Jade explained, instantly distorting the truth to her mother.

"But... but why?"

"She was just being a total brat." Jade explained. "Honestly, I can see why her mother sent her here. She's totally immature and **** for attention."

"So, why does she look so different?" Debbie asked, still confused.

"Oh, she had on a girdle and a padded bra." Jade explained.

"What?! Lauren?" Debbie shook her head in amazement. "That girl is famous for her perfect figure!"

"I know, but it's just more of her lyin' and misbehaving." Debbie explained.

"Well, none of that is acceptable." Debbie said. Jade knew the idea of lying would upset her moral yet open minded mother. "But, what should we do about it?"

"Oh, I got some ideas..." Jade said with a grin...