Audrey Whitby

My landlady, Audrey Whitby strutted out in her sexy bikini and sat on the edge of the gray stone planter. She looked at me as I was standing in my bathrobe, sport shorts, and flip flops as I drank my morning coffee, but truth be told it was close to noon.

"Maybe instead of staying up all night and sleeping in, you could find a job?" she asked.

"Yeah, I guess I should."

"Look, I have some friends coming over for a swim and some wine and chit chat. Make yourself scarce."

"Why?"

"Ugh, look, I agreed to take you in as a favor to Kira as you two go way back, but to be honest, it's kinda creepy having a guy in my pool house who can leer at me while I swim and lay out."

I smiled. I had a secret: I had been staying up late perfecting my hypnosis powers.