At the gym

Lauren gasped as she recognized the gym that she used to go to in an effort to try to lose some weight. She was never successful and mostly just flirted with taken guys and made all the girls jealous. She was certain the owners and employees all hated her too.

Britney pulled Lauren inside and approached the front desk. “Hey, Britney,” the girl at the front said. “Oh shit, you’re looking good. Uh… oh wow… where are your clothes?”

“I’m in this naked buddy program with Lauren,” Britney said. “Consider me her emotional support cheerleader. Except don’t get it twisted, she’s definitely the bitch in this relationship.”

The girl chuckled. “And who is the kid?”

Britney gestured to Lauren. “This IS Lauren,” Britney said. “Don’t you recognize her? I guess not because she’s been using ‘enhancements’ to deceive everyone. She’s finally going through much needed therapy.”

“Wait. THAT is Lauren?” The girl said.

“Lauren, why don’t you explain,” Britney said. “You remember Marie right? She was in our science class. Also used to be a cheerleader before you went on your tirade.”

Lauren’s eyes widened. “S-sorry…”

Lauren blushed. “Anyways, you don’t mind us being naked, right?” Britney said. “It’s for medical practices.”