At the book club

Dressed in her normal clothes, Carol headed for the book club hosted at Sharon’s house. She entered the house as Sharon was already set up with tea and biscuits and the book that they had been reading. The other women were already seated.

“Alright, let’s beg-“

Suddenly all their phones went off. “Oh… a neighborhood watch alert,” Becky said.

“Oh my…” Patricia said.

Carol looked at her phone and pulled up the app only to gasp as she saw a close up picture of someone’s hoohaw. Their brown bush sprawling out of their suit and the cameltoe clearly visible. The alert read ‘someone in the neighborhood has a hairy business. Be on the lookout for who it is.’

“Ho ho ho,” Sharon laughed. “Whoever that is must be absolutely mortified. To be caught in such a position.”

The women murmured as Carol stared at the picture then she realized the suit was the same as hers… oh god… that was her! Her hootch was just shared to the whole neighborhood!