Ask Jeeves

Some time later, Melanie and James were back from the garden and in the main room with the rest of the glitches, arms around each others' waists. Mel looked the most content she had been since arriving here, while the raging hard on James had turned up with seemed to have been dealt with, for now at least.

There was another ring of the doorbell. Melanie did a quick headcount and confirmed everyone was already present, so there was no clue to her as to who this was. Surprises tended not to be a good thing in the mansion, in her experience.

"Are we expecting anyone else, Lucy?" she asked tentatively.

Lucy shook her head with a puzzled expression on her pretty face "Someone from the show I guess? But I thought it was just us until launch"

"There is only one way to find out who it is then" Cassie concluded as she walked towards the entrance.

Once the large and opulent looking front door had been opened, it revealed on the doorstep a young woman who looked like she could have easily been one of the glitches. She was wearing nothing, apart from a bow tie, white gloves and a noticeable earpiece. She had short, black hair that had been gelled back to give her an almost androgynous look. Her facial features were refined and classically beautiful, her blue eyes bright enough to almost literally sparkle, and her body was tall, slim and perfectly toned and proportioned, like a catwalk model. She said nothing by way of introduction or explanation.

"Um, hello how can I help you?" Cassie asked, trying not to sound too thrown by this.

"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Madam Cassandra" the woman bowed slightly "I'm Jeeves, your butler"

The glitches all looked at each other, some in confusion, others amusement, but nobody seemed completely sure what to make of this. Though "Jeeves" was attempting her best to pull off a British accent, and it wasn't terrible, none of the UK girls were fooled. This was a local actress for sure and, from the looks of her, probably a model as well. This was another clear sign that Lucy had lost creative control of the show and the production company was running things now.

"Perhaps you would permit me to enter? I am here to assist you all"

Cassie ushered Jeeves into the mansion, and she followed with a respectful nod.

"So, uh,, how long are you here for?" Barbie asked.

"The full six months, Madam Barbara. I will be a conduit to pass on pertinent instructions and information when required" Jeeves explained "I am also at the service of the glitches and will do whatever any of you ask to make your stay here as smooth and pleasurable as possible"

"Okay then, go fetch me a beer!" Tina joked.

"Certainly, Madam Tina"

Jeeves walked through to the kitchen and arrived back not long after with a chilled bottle of Budweiser, already opened for convenience.

"Cool!" Tina grinned as she happily snatched it from her.

"Wait, will you do literally anything we say, Jeeves?" Laura asked with a wicked smirk.

"I will do anything you desire, Madam Laura" the butler replied slightly suggestively.

"Okay then, rub your tits and say my name"

"Oh, Madam Laura, Madam Laura!" Jeeves cried out, her real accent more clearly seeping through now, as she threw her head back and massaged her boobs shamelessly.

"Good. Now get on all fours and act like my affectionate pet kitten" Laura followed up with excitement.

"As you wish, Madam Laura"

Jeeves got onto all fours and crawled over to the cat loving glitch, making cute purring sounds, before settling on her knees at her feet and nuzzling her face against Laura's thigh, giving it an occasional gentle lick.

"Oh, she can definitely stay!" Laura decided with enthusiasm as she stroked Jeeves' back.

"Okay Jeeves, stop that now!" Melanie suddenly asserted herself in an uncharacteristically forceful manner.

"As you wish, Madam Melanie" Jeeves stood up and returned the same neutral expression and stance as when she had first arrived.

"Um, go and check the rooms are clean upstairs" Melanie ordered before quickly adding "Please!"

"What the fuck Mel, I was enjoying that!" Laura complained once the butler was out of earshot.

"We are NOT taking advantage of her like that" Melanie insisted "Or we're no better than the creeps who used to hire me on that fucking app"

"To be fair, this is a little different, Mel" Lucy stepped in tactfully "I didn't get a say in this. but it's very clear she's an actress who is being paid, and probably very well, to do this willingly"

"Yeah, even I could tell that accent was fake" Nari agreed.

"And, you know, I hate to sound like a broken record about maximising ratings but..." Lucy continued.

"I still don't like it" Melanie reiterated, folding her arms.

"Okay, well lets just let this Jeeves character get settled in for now and we can discuss this further down the road" Cassie mediated.

"Can I still get her to bring me beers?" Tina checked.

Before that question could be answered, the doorbell rang once more...