Another naked incident

"Dear Student," the e-mail began, "we have received word that, earlier in the semester, you were streaking across campus, including such places as the dining hall and art exhibit. As you may know, this campus does not allow for public nudity, so we need to impose sanctions for such conduct."

Candace put her face in her hands at the thought of that experience. Up until today, that had been the longest she had ever been naked - several hours without clothes, and she almost felt like she would never get dressed again! Shuddering to think of the parallels between then and now, she continued reading.

"As such, you are hereby summoned to appear before the disciplinary board and explain yourself on Tuesday, January 5th, the day after your return from break.

We regret to inform you of this inconvenience, and hope you have a great break!

Sharon Cummings, Dean of Student Affairs"

Candace groaned as she closed the e-mail and logged into her personal e-mail, where she was bombarded with e-mails from the press asking for comment.