Another emergency

"Very well," the Doctor said, flicking switches and dials on the console.

Suddenly, the TARDIS lurched sending Amy tumbling to the floor.

"W-what was that?" the naked Scot asked, brushing a curtain of ginger hair out of her eyes and climbing back to her bare feet.

"Not good!" the Doctor replied, distracted. "Not good at all!"

With one arm cradling her breasts, Amy used her other hand to pull herself up to the console.

"Doctor, what's going on?!"Amy demanded.

The Doctor pulled the monitor towards him, his eyes wide with fear. Without looking at her, the Doctor grabbed Amy's hand and ran deeper into the TARDIS, dragging the nude girl behind him.

"Doctor, wait!" Amy protested, trying unsuccessfully to pull her hand free as she struggled to keep up.

Amy didn't have a clue where they were going. Every so often, the Doctor would suddenly stop (causing Amy bumping into the back of him) and consult his sonic screwdriver, before racing off in a completely different direction.

They eventually stopped outside a hatch about halfway up the wall. The Doctor dropped Amy's hand and looked at her for the first time since they had left the console room.

"D-D-Doctor..." Amy panted, breathing heavily and perspiring, bent double with hands on her thighs. "Please...t-talk to me..."

"So it turns out multiple TARDISes existing in the same spot in space and time for an extended period isn't good," the Doctor blabbed. "We're going to have to reset some systems if we don't want to blow up. More specifically, you're going to have to rest them."

Amy looked up at him as he pulled open the hatch.

"Crawling down here is the only way to reach the centre of the TARDIS."

"No!" Amy stood up straight and shook her head as realisation dawned on her. "Why can't you do it! It's your TARDIS!"

"I won't fit."

"Why would you design an emergency access route that you can't use?!"

"Hey! I don't design these things! Now just get down there!"

Fuming, Amy shuffled over to the opening and awkwardly pulled herself inside.

"Take this, and I'll be able to direct you from here," the Doctor explained as slipped a communicator into her ear. "Just keep moving."

After one final glare at him, Amy twisted around and began to crawl on all fours. She jumped as the hatch slammed closed behind her. At least the Doctor wouldn't be able to see her ass, Amy reasoned.

xxx

As Amy disappeared into the pipe, the Doctor allowed himself a chuckle. He was impressed at his quick thinking and improvisation...she hadn't suspected a thing!

For Amy Pond had forgotten the most important rule for travelling with the Doctor:

The Doctor lies.