And it's not even my Birthday

Well I had wanted bathrooms with my next Dungeon expansion and oh boy did I get bathrooms. The barracks now had a large open shower room attached with over a dozen showerheads on the walls and the two columns mid room, it also had a long trench style urinal and four toilets in stalls. Each of the small bedrooms had their own small bathroom with shower sink and toilet. The dairy even now had a small bedroom with it's own bath attached for Moira. And the Master bedroom now had a huge bathroom with a row of sinks along the entry wall, not one but two toilets, and the rest of the room beyond a wall of glass with it's own glass door was a walk in shower that included a sunken whirlpool style bath tub that would fit six people my size. All the fixtures were gold plated. The floor, walls, and ceiling were a black streaked white marble. It was ridiculously over the top, something you'd see in a millionaires home back in my old world, completely out of place in a monster's lair but I didn't care it was all mine. Leveling up as a monster by breeding Gaia had also dramatically increased my physical strength but I looked the same to me. magic I guess...

Currently Gaia and I were enjoying the tub with her leaning on me, laying her head on my chest. The jacuzzi bubbles fascinated her, I just luxuriated in their warmth.

"So I had a couple of questions I hoped you could answer."

"Yes?" She replied splashing water over her engorged belly.

"With your network do you have any ideas on the locations of Citrinas and Orchid? Ideally by themselves if possible."

"Orchid is still on the archipelago she's trying to conquer. Getting her alone would be an interesting challenge as she is ever escorted by members of her army, from what I've overheard in raids her people have made on Dungeons there. Still some of her high ranking Kitsune do harbor dreams of their own... I could probably find one to give a Dungeon Core to then influence him to lure her there. Let his followers fight her retinue until they and the remnants of their followers clash then you Portal in when the victor thinks the fight is over. Capture her and claim his Core. Should be possible. Do you request this?"

"Yes please. This sounds like an excellent idea. And Citrinas?"

"I shall start work on locating an acceptable Kitsune to corrupt then. As for Citrinas, yes and no. She does scour Dungeons by herself from time to time. All of the Champions of Light do on occasion, but not together since the Great War. The next time she invades one I can inform you if you request such."

"I do so request." I'd grumble about how pedantic she was being but honestly she had the best "user interface" of any computer I'd seen, and she hadn't refused a request yet.

"Very well, I shall do so. Her last campaign was a little over a month ago. Given the average time between her rampages I'd estimate you have another month to wait." I could live with that, my plate had been overflowing lately and some down time sounded nice.

In a month I'd have a good number or Orcs grown up and ready to start Alanna's campaign into the human kingdom. I'd really have to ask her the name of it sooner or later...

I'd found that my Body Modifications spells could indeed make someone physically younger so now Alanna and her mother looked more like sisters. As such I'd sent word to the apothecary to select some of the better looking older women of the village to join my herd and help with the Orc breeding.

My musing was interrupted by a "Holy shit!" from the doorway and I looked over to see Electra taking in my bathroom with awe so I waved her in intending her to join us but she just shook her head and told me "I've got a present for you top side dad. You're gonna love this." She was hopping up and down in excitement.

So I got up leaving Gaia to enjoy the jacuzzi and toweled dry, you wouldn't believe these towels. Pitch black and as soft as butter but they wicked the water off of you in no time and still felt dry afterwards. Then I made my way up the hidden shaft with Electra. I could have looked ahead but she really seemed to want to surprise me so I indulged her. I followed her to the courtyard and standing there was a female Giant with one of Electra's daughters on each shoulder whispering into an ear. A pleasant surprise indeed!

The Giant woman was a good 14 or 15 foot tall, with pale blueish skin and long snow white hair. She was heavily muscled but not in a unattractive way and had enormous tits. Even on her big frame they looked huge. Trying to contain her breasts was a simple hide bikini top tied in back that left most of her stomach exposed over a short hide kind of skirt that hung almost to her knees in front and back but cut in at the sides to expose most of her hips. She also wore hide boots and bracers and had the mother of all axes held in one hand. The axe handle was bone of some sort, maybe carved from an an enormous rib, and the head was a blueish black metal that frost clung to. The whole thing was easily as long as she was tall. Her eyes had a glazed look to them showing the girls had her charmed or enchanted in some fashion and taking a closer look at her face I decided for all her size she must be only a young adult. The teenage equivalent of however long Giants lived. She was also quite cute and her facial features didn't quite match up with the body builder physique of the rest of her.

I reached up to put my hand on her stomach to start a Mark of Submission "She got a name?" I asked Electra.

"We didn't ask, she's not very bright. I finally found one of those Giant camps in use and we watched for a bit then this one came out to gather firewood or take a piss or something and I used a Lure to keep her coming then hit her with a Charm once she was far enough away. Two of my girls keep telling her "don't think" and "obey" while the other one took care of her tracks. I didn't think you'd want the whole tribe coming in." She laughed and cozied up to a boob that was damn near as big as her whole body "So we're keeping her right? You said you wanted a Giant."

"Oh we're absolutely keeping her" I said, the Mark nearly done "I'm not sure what we're feeding her but this is a fantastic gift Electra. Now I just have to figure out how to get her inside."

"You could just use the Portal." Said Gaia's voice in my head. Of fucking course she was watching.

"What? How?" I swear I could hear water splashing, and laughter.

"All Dungeons link to your Portal, This is a Dungeon, use the wall." Sure, easy to figure out when you're a hyper intelligent magical computer...

I concentrated on the wall and an archway sized portion started to glow. "Welcome to your new home Snow." I said as I led my new toy to the portal, her new tattoo stark on her pale flesh. I wasn't sure what I was going to do with her but there was a ton of possibilities. More milk than all my cows combined, breeding Orcs by the dozens, hell I could replace my current bed with her if i wanted and she wasn't even full grown yet. How big did Frost Giants get anyways? First Gaia giving me twins and now this, and it wasn't even my birthday.