And a side of Theology

The massive black boar comes charging at us. “Shoot it with your bow!” I yell.

Snapping back to the situation Selina draws and fires. The arrow hits the boars side but glances off. “Uh, Boss…” her voice trembles. “That’s all I got!”

“Then get behind a tree!” I say drawing the sword. I dodge to the side as the stampedes past. It makes another pass and I ready to swing at it. My own absolute lack of confidence and training is apparent as my swing bounces harmlessly off its hide. It arcs around to charge me again, bellowing as it picks up speed. I ready another swing and slash as it comes around. My slash is completely useless and it checks me into a tree as it rushes past. Making another run, it charges down on me. I place my hand on the ground and yell, “Stone Spike, level 4!”

A cone as thick as my leg erupts in the path of the rampaging boar, skewering it in the chest. The momentum drives the point clear out its back. It staggers as blood pours from the wounds and after a moment it collapses.

“Holy shit!” Selina exclaims, coming out from behind the tree. “The four of us together would have had a hard time with that thing but you took it out single handed! Remind me never to piss you off.”

I dismiss the spike and the carcass falls to the ground. “Do you have a knife so I can butcher this thing?”

She waggles her wrist as me, shaking the **** bracelet. “Well, I HAD one.”

“Touché.” I pull out the sword and I try to start skinning it but it’s awkward and tricky. “Hold on, let me try something.” I open my stats and tap Anatomy. Three tabs are in front of me: Process, Inspect and Augment, with the last one greyed out. I tap Process and get another prompt: Do you want to process and butcher Black Boar?

I tap Yes and I can feel my mana flowing into the carcass sliding under the skin. It slices into the meat. Ribs, cuts, bones and organs land in a pile and a large tusk tops the harvest. I look at Selina and raise an eyebrow.

"W-why are you looking at me like that?" she asks nervously.

"Time to test some of my abilities. Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything, I just want to see what I can do." I open Observe on Selina and the first thing that pops up are her stats. "It says you're Selina Applebottom, a level 3 Halfling Ranger." I glance at her ass, "Not much in the way of that." I smirk, noting her lack of anything that would be called a shapely behind.

"Yeah?! Well," she snaps, sounding offended, "I'm still developing! Lot's of Halflings don't get their curves until after 25!"

"Sorry, I meant no offence, really. It was more of an observation." I go back to her tab. "Let's see what else." The tab already shows her as Property of Fenrix. I open my own tab and select Anatomy. This time, Process is grey and Inspect and Augment are highlighted. I tap Augment to see Physical and Mental as options. I tap Physical and a paper-doll avatar of Selina pops up in front of me, dressed in the outfit she is wearing. I tap her ass and hit the + button three times and hit Apply.

"HEY! WHAT THE..." she shrieks in shock. "What did you do to..." her hands go to her ass, feeling the new rounder shape. "Did you just... Did you just Magic me a bigger ass?!?!"

“I’m sorry! I should have asked first! I can undo it!”

“Don’t you dare!” She snaps, perhaps a little too quickly. “What else can you change?” Her tone shifting to a mix of curiosity and intrigue.

“Let’s find out, shall we?” I turn back to her avatar. “Hair, figure, chest, legs..”

“Chest? As in tits? You can give me bigger tits?” She looks down at her chest and cups them. “How big can you make them?”

“As big as you’d like, well as I’d like. We can figure it out later, let’s have food.” I tap Save Changes and close all the tabs. We gather some wood and in a few minutes we are eating roasted boar meat. “So, tell me about the Gods.”