An aware yet oblivious fatty

My name is Rick Willard an overweight white guy just trying to live in this insane world. It honestly made me nostalgic for more innocent times when I was just a kid and didn't know any better.

Sadly I grew up and found out about the truly insane world I lived in. You see to most this world might seem normal until you find out about the romance situation which is effectively a war zone were war crimes are not only committed at a suprising rate but are encouraged.

You see for this world is obsessed with ntr which means everyone is usually cucking or being cucked. How this works you have no idea most of the time it seems a relationship just started 5 seconds ago and yet somehow she's already cheating on him somehow. This is why I've avoided relationships my entire life though for some reason despite the clear danger I still see's guys trying to get into relationships for some god forsaken reason.

I have no idea why because not even those who cuck others are safe because eventually someone worse than them comes along and takes whatever slut they've been banging and does things to them twice as worse as what they've already been doing to them and them steals away.

This is why Rick was happy to be born a orphan with no attachments to any woman. So he didn't have to worry about her trying to **** his mind with their weird cucking bullshit. Sadly though this romance situation has led him to stress eat as the constant cucking of each other has led to a very uncertain time as far as Rick is concerned.

Now he isn't sure why he was the only one to take notice but they were all on very thin ice and at any moment the world could be destroyed. What do I mean by that you might ask? Simple enough you see when so many are being cucked and having the loves of their lives stolen from them and sometimes every female in their family while this puts man in a dark place.

So when you find out someone who control nukes is **** to resign because their wife uploaded the video of calling them a small dick loser while fucking their lover. You began to wonder if just maybe instead of resigning one of these people will just press the button and begin the nuclear apocalypse on this ntr world.

If that's bad enough all the events meant to be festering peace are usually people cucking each other at cocktail parties and since the people who are cucked are kings, Presidents and dictators that means we're on the edge of world war at any given moment.

Sadly to make things worse these doomsday scenarios are caused by the leaders cucking each other what happens when half of sociecty is cucking the other half. While that means you have bunch of a men with nothing to lose who are very angry and sad so we're always about a single psychotic break causing a domino affect that leads to a purge that eventually covers the globe.

So yea at this point if I'm being honest with myself I'm not really sure if I'm eating because I'm stressed out at threat of apocalypse or because my subconscious wants a heart attack to take me out instead of wait awaits me in said apocalypse.

Sadly though to prove his cruelty the god of this world decided that you hadn't had enough to stress about so he decided to add superpowers into the mix. So now instead of just regular people not keeping it in their pants you have to worry about people in spandex not keeping it in their pants truly I was living the life.