An ad placed by Scarlett

When we both sit down with Scarlett still holding her gifts to me is when my parents finally say "Well Tori we wanted to get you married for your birthday so we looked on the internet for awhile until we saw an ad that caught our eye. That ad was made by Scarlett Johansson herself which said she was looking for a human petgirl who enjoys petplay so we answered the ad since we know that you're a big fan of Scarlett's. That lead us to call Scarlett using the phone number in the ad which lead her to pick up the phone to say 'This is Scarlett and who is this anyways and if this is about the ad that I made I'm all ears to hear your proposal to me'. That lead us to tell her that we are The Olson's and we're calling about the ad that you made. So here is our proposal to you Ms. Scarlett Johansson we want you to marry and make our daughter your new petgirl for all of eternity with no strings attached whatsoever since she is a big fan of yours. That lead us to send her picture of you so she knows what you look like before she meets you which lead her to agree immediately to our proposal which lead us to tell her to come to our address on her birthday which she did come to your birthday today since she is here right now." That lead my parents to smirk at me while I looked at Scarlett who has a devious smile on her face after hearing that story from my parents point of view which lead me to gulp at that.

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