An accidental discovery

"Let's see, I think the way back home was west of this oak. Or was it south?" Spoke a redheaded woman in a black dress and a matching hat, as she marched through a dense forest.

"Meow!" Responded her cat.

"Conrad, what did I say about having some faith in others?"

"Meow!"

"Conrad! That's no way to speak to a lady!"

After half an hour of searching, the girl sat down by a narrow river with a heavy sigh. "I guess you were right, buddy. We _are _lost!"

"I'm not surprised, you don't exactly look like the brightest broad in the forest." The girl and Conrad looked in the direction of the voice, where they saw a naked woman sitting in the water. "Let me guess, you're another witch who got lost and end up bothering me in the process?"

"T-that's right. I'm Chloe, an aspiring witch and a second year at Mumblefrump University. And you are...?"

"Umara. A water nymph."

Chloe looked slack jawed at Umara, before squealing in excitement. "A nymph? Oh my God, I've always wanted to meet one of you. I have sooooooo many questions! Is it true that-?"

"Hold on there, ginger!" Sneered Umara. "I didn't agree to an interview..."

"...Oh..."

"But I might, if you do a little something for me."

Chloe was about to agree, when her familiar meowed again.

"Don't worry, I know what I'm getting myself into."

"Meow!"

"Yes, I know that water nymphs love to trick people..."

"Meow!"

"...And I know that they love pointing out the physical imperfections in others, but I'll be fine. What could she possible mock me for?"

"Meow!"

"Yes, my chest is a little on the non-existent size, but-

"Meow!"

"...And my butt is a little flat, but-"

"Meow!"

"What, are you a water nymph as well?" Said Chloe indignant. She turned to Umara, and spoke self-assured. "What do you want?"