An Unusual Choice

Pidgey is going to need some time to fulfill your request. Luckily, being stuck in thick underbrush and covered in Caterpie's strong strings, you have some time to spare. Unfortunately, you don't have any patience... Struggling against your bonds, you eventually manage to free yourself from your predicament - at the cost of further damaging your spandex suit. But you reckon that this is a good thing, because now you can actually take it of yourself and Pidgey will surely bring you a nice dress to wear! It would be so nice to be wearing some real clothes and to look like a normal person for a change. Those horny Team Rocket bastards were always making you wear clothes that highlighted your feminine charms.

Imagening all kinds of beautiful clothes, you decide to slip out of this spandex suit, destroying it in the process. There is absolutely nothing salvageable about it, so you throw it away. Since Pidgey hasn't returned yet, you decide to go over your battle tactics. You need to come up with a variety of combo's for you and Pidgey to train. Your Pidgey is still at a relatively low level, so you don't have that many attacks at your disposal, so you need to make everything count. Pidgey is a flying type, but it also has ground and normal type attacks, and it's strength is it's speed. Using Sand Attack as cover for a Quick Attack should be a given.

While you are still deliberating your tactics, Pidgey returns. You should have known better than trusting the fashion instincts of a Pokemon! Pidgey didn't bring you a dress or a skirt, it brought you a white one piece swimsuit.