An EXTREMELY Awkward Morning

Lancer and Blackfire Went To Bed After Their Movie, and Would Wake Up Early. Cyborg, Was Predictably Baking Pancakes, and While Undoubtedly Delicious As Always, Lancer Was Not Hungry at The Moment. Instead Opting To Train in the Simulator. He Needed The Down Time, Honestly A Relationship With Blackfyre Was Not Unlikely, and it Would Help to, (Well At Least Hopefully), Scare Raven and Jinx Out of Their Frenzy For A Little While At Least. He Was Uncertain How She Would Feel About Such an Arrangement, but At This Point She'd Only Surprise Him if She Said Yes.

Anyway, Arriving At The Simulator, and Finding it Empty of Use, Lancer Went Ahead and Set the Thing On. Picking The Randomiser, and Setting Difficulty to Medium, He Jumps Down, and Picks Up His Lance. The Computer Counts Down, and The Simulation Begins. The Enemies Were Slade, The Brain, Gizmo, and Gordanian's. Lancer Had His Doppelganger Play His Remix Tape, So His Symphony of Devastation Could Begin.

Whilst Lancer Fought In The Simulator, Blackfire Waltzed Right In Simply To Admire Him. She Looked At His Graceful Movements and The Synchronized Attacks Which Coincided With A Certain Raise in the Beat or Tune of the Music Playing. Her Attraction To Him Only Grew With Each Movement. She Licked Her Lips As She Recalled The Events Before Her Sister Had So Rudely Interrupted Them. She Was So Caught Up In Her Recollection That She'd Failed To Realise Lancer Had Finished His Simulation and Had His Doppelganger Once Again Swat Her Gorgeous Bum. She Yelped and Saw Lancer Give Her an Amused Smile Before Walking Out of The Simulator.

Now That He Had Trained, Lancer Was Suitably Hungry For Pancakes, and Found Cyborg Serving To A Ravenous Beast Boy. "Cyborg, I'll Take Twelve." Says Lancer. "Dude! You Must Be Hungry!" Says Beast Boy. "Nah Half For Me, Rest is For Blackfire." Says Lancer. "What?" Asks Lancer as Both Cyborg and Beastie Boy Look Between Them Mentally Exchanging Words. "So What's The Deal Between You Two Anyway?" Asks Cyborg. "No Deal, Just A Bit of Attraction, Lust, and Romance.'' Says Lancer Casually.

"Don't Let The Magic Twins Hear You Say That!" Says BB. "Ugh! Don't Remind Me, It's Bad Enough Having One of Them, But Both? That's Not Exactly Something I Like Having To Fear Being Woken Up By. At Least With Blackfire You Know What Your Getting. What About You Cyborg? Any Plan's To Settle Down Someday? Maybe With Certain Kind of Lady?" Lancer Asks Cyborg. "Not if I Can Help It." Says A New Female Voice. The Guys Turn To Find Argent Sauntering In. "Lemme Guess. Bumblebee?" Says Beast Boy. "Who else Could It Be? Couple Guys I Know Invaded Her Mind Telepathically, Only To Find Themselves In A Mental Sex Dungeon." Says Lancer. "What's That Got To Do With Anything?" Asks Beast Boy.

"Well It Just So Happened Cyborg Was Tied Up and On His Knee's, While Bumble Was Riding His Back With A Leather Whip In Hand." Lancer Explains and Cyborg 's Mood Has Noticeably Darkened At This Point. "What About You Argent? Got Anybody Special?" Cyborg Asks Hoping To Change The Subject. "Well, There Is This One Guy I Do Like. He's Very Handsome, Has A Heart of Gold, and Happen's To Be A Hero." Says Argent As She Slowly Looks At Lancer. "Cyborg, I'm Gonna Need Some Whiskey." Lancer Says as The Guys Laugh Nervously. The Weirdness Only Increases When Blackfire, Raven and Jinx All Arrive At The Same Time.