Amy's Japanese Sister

Today I received a letter from my sister, who lives in Japan.

Dear Amy,

Thank you for your letter and the beautiful pictures. I am very happy for you that you are having such a successful career in the US Army. Inspired by your experiences, I signed up for a trial internship with the Jieitai, the Japanese Self-Defense Forces.

Because I wanted to be as successful as you, I followed your advice to the letter. Here is a photo of me that my friend took in front of the barracks gate.

But guess what? When I turned around, the guard immediately wanted to arrest me. Of course, I remembered how you dealt with such a situation. So I wanted to give him a blow job to relax him. Strangely enough, he didn't like that and didn't see the funny side at all.

The outcome was that I spent the night in the brig and they kicked me out the next morning. So I guess you'll remain the only one in our family with a military career. I wish you the best of luck and hope you continue to enjoy it.

Lots of love and big hugs
Your sister, Sakura