Amazon

I decided to go to amazon, findidng there was only one left in stock. I pressed order, finding the free day shipping for a relatively low priced item to be rediculous. It was only a matter of seconds before I heard the rumbling of a vehichle and a knock on my door.

When I opened it there was a simple book with the title: How to get away with ANYTHING! I looked up, finding no vehichle on the road. I grabbed the book feeling a little creeped out. How could my order appear mere thirty seconds? I took it inside and opened the pages. It was blank. Each and every page blank.

All except for the big two words on the last page, "Your Welcome." I scoffed and threw the book down. It was just a big rip off, even with the fast delivering it was a total scam. A scam of thirty cents. I opened amazon prepared to bash the highly rated book, only to find each and every comment that was once positive was negative. Each one focused on what I was about to write about, it being a scam.

I looked back at the book, confused as to how this happened. I picked it up, flipping through the blank pages. Only at the end the words had changed. "Write Something." I looked around my room, hoping someone was just messing with me. Only there was nothing. I got up and rushed to get a pencil.

When I sat down and picked up the book it felt much heavier, like more pages were added. I went to the back of the book and found the two words changed yet again, "Write Anything you want to do." I flipped back to the front, feeling as if I was meddling in some paranormal shit.

Still I was horny and if this book worked I was going to do anything I wanted. I smiled and wrote down a simple thing, "I can cum just by touching my dick." The words stayed on the page as I set down the book. I bit my lip and went back to my dick. I really wanted to cum.

I grabbed my dick and let out a loud moan, an orgasm overtaking everything in my head. My dick spurted and spurted until I let go, panting. I slowly recovered, seeing the sheer amount of cum that came out of me. I smiled and turned back to the book. It was real. I grabbed my pencil again, ready to write down anything.